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Violators will be put to death.
6. Thou shalt not remove speakers from theatre grounds.
7. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
8. You buy, you die. No refunds!
9. Pick an exit before picking your seat.
The gates are closed kids. From now on it's a walk-on, not a drive-on at …
Jon Bernthal, Ric Roman Waugh, and Dwayne Johnson.
Dwayne Johnson and Ric Roman Waugh.
Dwayne Johnson.
Susan Sarandon.
Ric Roman Waugh.
Angus Scrimm in "Phantasm."
Paul Giamatti and Don Coscarelli.
Don Coscarelli.
Chase Williamson and Rob Mayes.
"I'd say you've had enough."
Guaranteed to help "move 'em out" faster than you can say "Blood Alley."