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"The Calgary Daily Herald," March 23, 1932.
Even Spielberg's brilliant mise-en-scene couldn't bring home Oscar gold.
Spoilsport Sean Connery refused to show for 007 reunion.
Lara Flynn Boyle.
Michael Welch and Molly C. Quinn.
"Step right up, gentlemen!"
Send botulism, send typhus, anything but this.
"I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, …
'Weezie' could not be reached for comment.
1. Nazis will be asked to leave the theatre.
2. The Bonnie Dumanis clause.
3. We don't like your kind.
4. It's a cinema, not a passion pit.
5. Note to booth op.
10. Violators will be put to death.
