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Every day's **hic** Ballantine's Day in my house. Nights, too!
Love means never having to watch.
"(500) Lays of Summer."
Wednesday Addams.
"To the boudoir, Alice for a little 'Bang...Zoom!'"
Liz Taylor.
Elizabeth Taylor.
"Kiss me, my effing Caliban!"
And now, for all you youngsters in the audience, Selena Gomez, right here!
Dorothy Lamour.
Marilyn Monroe.
Joan Blondell.
Audrey Hepburn, the fairest of them all.
Elmer Fudd as Frank Tashlin's "Stupid Cupid."
"You never got me down, Ray."
Artist's rendering of the crime scene.
