Statement from County Supervisor Nathan Fletcher: “As I look back over my career as a County Supervisor — at my support for draconian lockdown measures during covid, at my insistence on covid vaccines for low-risk …
April 7, 2023
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Philandering Fletcher announces withdrawal from public life
Pink God and Gay Jesus come to the defense of local pastor
Progressive Christian pastor Caleb J. Lines, Senior Minister at University Christian Church in San Diego, gained national attention recently for his proclamation that “Drag is holy” on social media. Some conservative Christians objected to the …
March 31, 2023
La Mesa settles lawsuit with protestor partially blinded by bean bag
On May 30 of 2020, La Mesa police detective Eric Knudson fired a bean bag round at Leslie Furcron as she took part in a protest outside the La Mesa Police Department. Protestors were throwing …
March 31, 2023
Springsteen adds San Diego tour date in response to homeless crisis
“Ordinarily, I wouldn’t bother bringing a tour to a pleasant paradise sort of place like San Diego,” said Bruce Springsteen at a press conference announcing the surprise addition of a Pechanga Arena concert during his …
March 31, 2023
Red Hot Ma-Ma!
Last week, 34-year-old award-winning Lincoln Acres Elementary School teacher Jacqueline Ma was arrested on six felony counts of sexual misconduct with a child under the age of 14, including three counts of oral copulation. And …
March 17, 2023
In-Gloria-s Basterds
“It’s hard being homeless,” said homeless person and Tent City mayor Will Balton, speaking at a recent city council special session on homelessness in San Diego. “You’ve got the cold and the cops to deal …
March 17, 2023
San Diego prelate directs diocese to file for moral bankruptcy
Recently, the Catholic Diocese of San Diego announced that it was considering entering financial bankruptcy in light of additional lawsuits brought against it by victims of sexual abuse. (The diocese already paid $198 million to …
March 17, 2023
Padres GM dismisses criticism of star after he announces plan to opt out of contract
In 2019, Manny Machado signed a 10-year, $300 million contract with the San Diego Padres; at the time, it was the largest free agent contract in American sports history. But that was then. In the …
March 3, 2023
Scientists urge beachfront property owners: “Donate to science! Or at least scientists!”
“Look, it just makes sense,” said National Ocean Level Academy President Reginald Smart in his address to the California Coastal Commission on Monday. “Scripps Institute of Oceanography is where? On the ocean. Because that’s where …
March 3, 2023
Dr. Seuss publisher and estate announce plan to produce sequel to beloved book
Last week, Random House Children’s Books announced its plan to release a new Grinch story later this year. Titled How the Grinch Lost Christmas!, it tells the touching story of a desperate industry’s attempt to …
March 3, 2023