Here's something you might be interested in.
It ain't exactly news, and it ain't exactly local, but it might just be funny...
October, 1998: Toni Morrison considers Bill Clinton as "our first black President."
May 2012: Andrew Sullivan declares Barack Obama, who is actually black, to be "The First Gay President."
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/may/18/24634/
June 2014: Following NASA's first confirmed contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life, Rush Limbaugh, Jr. gives President Romney, who is ostensibly human, the title, "Our First Alien President."
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/may/18/24635/
October 2025: Finally, after the N'Qai race contacted by NASA completes its conquest of earth and appoints a creature of indeterminate gender as Lord Overseer of the United States Territories, we get the inevitable...
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/may/18/24636/
It ain't exactly news, and it ain't exactly local, but it might just be funny...
October, 1998: Toni Morrison considers Bill Clinton as "our first black President."
May 2012: Andrew Sullivan declares Barack Obama, who is actually black, to be "The First Gay President."
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/may/18/24634/
June 2014: Following NASA's first confirmed contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life, Rush Limbaugh, Jr. gives President Romney, who is ostensibly human, the title, "Our First Alien President."
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/may/18/24635/
October 2025: Finally, after the N'Qai race contacted by NASA completes its conquest of earth and appoints a creature of indeterminate gender as Lord Overseer of the United States Territories, we get the inevitable...
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/may/18/24636/