An exciting new way to lose weight and burn calories!! From the Cats of Ocean Beach, we present, for a mere $29.99, plus shipping and handling, this innovative method of exercise!! Ten years of research studying the habits of cats has been condensed to create this ground-breaking exercise routine. Act now and you will receive an additional video at no extra cost. We've selected an excerpt from the video, to illustrate this exciting new technique, guaranteed to get you into tip-top shape!!!
Find sunbeam, slump, repeat daily.
Here are some testimonials from our satisfied customers!!
HG, from Little Rock, AR: "I've been using the Cat Exercise Video for three weeks now, and I've never been happier!! Since learning to perfect "the slump", my beer-drinking technique has improved, and I am no longer self-conscious eating while lying down!!"
PS, from Wichita, KS: "As a housewife with a hygiene adverse family, the Cat Exercise Video came right when I was at my wit's end!! My family has perfected the "lick yourself clean" exercise, and just our savings on water this month has more than paid the cost of the program!! Thank you, Cat Exercise Video, for saving my family!"
An exciting new way to lose weight and burn calories!! From the Cats of Ocean Beach, we present, for a mere $29.99, plus shipping and handling, this innovative method of exercise!! Ten years of research studying the habits of cats has been condensed to create this ground-breaking exercise routine. Act now and you will receive an additional video at no extra cost. We've selected an excerpt from the video, to illustrate this exciting new technique, guaranteed to get you into tip-top shape!!!
Find sunbeam, slump, repeat daily.
Here are some testimonials from our satisfied customers!!
HG, from Little Rock, AR: "I've been using the Cat Exercise Video for three weeks now, and I've never been happier!! Since learning to perfect "the slump", my beer-drinking technique has improved, and I am no longer self-conscious eating while lying down!!"
PS, from Wichita, KS: "As a housewife with a hygiene adverse family, the Cat Exercise Video came right when I was at my wit's end!! My family has perfected the "lick yourself clean" exercise, and just our savings on water this month has more than paid the cost of the program!! Thank you, Cat Exercise Video, for saving my family!"