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The Village Woods Board
It seems that the Village Woods Owner's Association is an Old Boys Network, They have alienated the owners so completely and so well that no one reads much less responds to anything they send via the mail.
This is most likely because letters are usually sternly-worded affairs about a plant that doesn't fit the color scheme, a bike tire that's not pumped to the proper pressure or a sign that extols the virtues of the First Amendment placed "illegally"
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| From Village Woods Fun Party |
Or, worse, the letter is a summons to a hearing. A hearing! Who wants to be heard by the Little Dictator and her retinue of... feminine hygiene accessories?
I don't. I also want madly to be on the board and have been asking to be appointed to the one vacancy since January. It turns out that the only way the board of directors can add members is by appointment because no one votes. Well, cats and kittens, that is about to change!
Announcing... wait for it...
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| From Village Woods Fun Party |
My campaign begins with a get-out-the vote effort, which is difficult because no one actually knows when the elections are... No matter. I will sally forth with my grass-roots campaign - even though my grass is not of the pedigree and style approved by the board in their ridiculous rules statement.
No matter that everyone thinks I;m a crank, or a clown or worse - a feminine hygiene accessory. I will get myself on that board and watch the fecal matter come into contact with the fan! I will put an end to:
Inquisition-like tactics to keep owners in fear The culture of anti-socialism on the board and staff Back door deals Kick-Backs Real and perceived conflicts of interest And dopes
So...
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| From Village Woods Fun Party |
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The Village Woods Board
It seems that the Village Woods Owner's Association is an Old Boys Network, They have alienated the owners so completely and so well that no one reads much less responds to anything they send via the mail.
This is most likely because letters are usually sternly-worded affairs about a plant that doesn't fit the color scheme, a bike tire that's not pumped to the proper pressure or a sign that extols the virtues of the First Amendment placed "illegally"
|
| From Village Woods Fun Party |
Or, worse, the letter is a summons to a hearing. A hearing! Who wants to be heard by the Little Dictator and her retinue of... feminine hygiene accessories?
I don't. I also want madly to be on the board and have been asking to be appointed to the one vacancy since January. It turns out that the only way the board of directors can add members is by appointment because no one votes. Well, cats and kittens, that is about to change!
Announcing... wait for it...
|
| From Village Woods Fun Party |
My campaign begins with a get-out-the vote effort, which is difficult because no one actually knows when the elections are... No matter. I will sally forth with my grass-roots campaign - even though my grass is not of the pedigree and style approved by the board in their ridiculous rules statement.
No matter that everyone thinks I;m a crank, or a clown or worse - a feminine hygiene accessory. I will get myself on that board and watch the fecal matter come into contact with the fan! I will put an end to:
Inquisition-like tactics to keep owners in fear The culture of anti-socialism on the board and staff Back door deals Kick-Backs Real and perceived conflicts of interest And dopes
So...
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| From Village Woods Fun Party |
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