In an article posted at ChristWire.org, blink 182 are said to have "mind raped and brainwashed" their fans. The article, titled "Emo Pop Punk’s Poster Children or Gay Sex Triangle?" refers to the "three bi-sexual southern California natives" (including "gluttonously tattooed drummer Travis Baker") as having "destroyed more souls than Hitler could ever do" by pushing "homosexual messages in their music." Individual songs singled out include “What’s My Age Again” ("about having sex with underage girls," which would seem to negate the "gay" theory), “First Date” ("teaches boys how to intoxicate their female date and force them into a back seat sexual tryst," which also seems demonstrably UN-gay), “Feeling This” ("about Thomas’ experience with man on man sin docking"), and “All the Small Things” ("about comparing your flesh sword size with other homosexual males"). The current blink reunion is said to find the band "looking to relive their 20s by putting out a new album in hopes to resurrect their bi-sexual backstage orgies and continue to push their violent gay message." Tom DeLonge is described as "one of those whinny [*sic*] homosexual people who thinks they should be the center of attention and will do anything to push their gayness and make sure they are being watched by everyone around them." Mark Hoppus is accused of having "succomed [*sic*] to greed and his dark urges for tween flesh, snakes, and his undeniable lust for untouched sewer hole." As for Travis Barker, he "wants your children to mutilate their bodies with Cadillac tattoos and gangsta style writings across their chest." According to the article, the name of the blink 182 album *Dude Ranch* supposedly "refers to an annual gay event in San Francisco. This event is called Dude’s Ranch and it is a weekend of male sodomy and homosexual gymnastic like events." You don't even wanna KNOW what they think of *Enema of the State* and *Take Off Your Pants and Jacket*... Even the band's name is taken to task. It's described as "an acronym for Bestowing, Lust, Incest, Necrophilia, and Kool-aid. Why Kool-aid? You may ask. Well, Blink 182 promotes a alcoholic drink mixed with black street crack and grape Kool-aid. This type of drink was first invented in the urban streets of Brooklyn and allowed black youth to sneak in Satan nectar juice into the schools without detection. Now Blink is teaching young white children how to get devil dizzy while in math class." So what's a parent supposed to do? "If these guys aren’t concocting devilish homo rock, they are basking in each other’s man love holes. The only solution is to raid our children’s Zunes and Last.fm social networking accounts and delete any downloaded band widths of this band's horrid music!" Comments posted in support of the article include one from "Blanche Beecham": "I am just upset that another of these home sexual [sp] bands is flushed from the underbrush. When will it end? Like a ogy Hydra of homosexuality, one head is removed and another penetrates our cultural holes. Thank goodness we have you and ChristWire as a lighthouse of hope." Whether or not all this hilarity was intentional (almost surely) or meant to be serious (gawd help us), it's funny 'nuff to share! http://christwire.org/2011/08/blink-182-emo-pop-punks-poster-children-or-gay-sex-triangle/
In an article posted at ChristWire.org, blink 182 are said to have "mind raped and brainwashed" their fans. The article, titled "Emo Pop Punk’s Poster Children or Gay Sex Triangle?" refers to the "three bi-sexual southern California natives" (including "gluttonously tattooed drummer Travis Baker") as having "destroyed more souls than Hitler could ever do" by pushing "homosexual messages in their music." Individual songs singled out include “What’s My Age Again” ("about having sex with underage girls," which would seem to negate the "gay" theory), “First Date” ("teaches boys how to intoxicate their female date and force them into a back seat sexual tryst," which also seems demonstrably UN-gay), “Feeling This” ("about Thomas’ experience with man on man sin docking"), and “All the Small Things” ("about comparing your flesh sword size with other homosexual males"). The current blink reunion is said to find the band "looking to relive their 20s by putting out a new album in hopes to resurrect their bi-sexual backstage orgies and continue to push their violent gay message." Tom DeLonge is described as "one of those whinny [*sic*] homosexual people who thinks they should be the center of attention and will do anything to push their gayness and make sure they are being watched by everyone around them." Mark Hoppus is accused of having "succomed [*sic*] to greed and his dark urges for tween flesh, snakes, and his undeniable lust for untouched sewer hole." As for Travis Barker, he "wants your children to mutilate their bodies with Cadillac tattoos and gangsta style writings across their chest." According to the article, the name of the blink 182 album *Dude Ranch* supposedly "refers to an annual gay event in San Francisco. This event is called Dude’s Ranch and it is a weekend of male sodomy and homosexual gymnastic like events." You don't even wanna KNOW what they think of *Enema of the State* and *Take Off Your Pants and Jacket*... Even the band's name is taken to task. It's described as "an acronym for Bestowing, Lust, Incest, Necrophilia, and Kool-aid. Why Kool-aid? You may ask. Well, Blink 182 promotes a alcoholic drink mixed with black street crack and grape Kool-aid. This type of drink was first invented in the urban streets of Brooklyn and allowed black youth to sneak in Satan nectar juice into the schools without detection. Now Blink is teaching young white children how to get devil dizzy while in math class." So what's a parent supposed to do? "If these guys aren’t concocting devilish homo rock, they are basking in each other’s man love holes. The only solution is to raid our children’s Zunes and Last.fm social networking accounts and delete any downloaded band widths of this band's horrid music!" Comments posted in support of the article include one from "Blanche Beecham": "I am just upset that another of these home sexual [sp] bands is flushed from the underbrush. When will it end? Like a ogy Hydra of homosexuality, one head is removed and another penetrates our cultural holes. Thank goodness we have you and ChristWire as a lighthouse of hope." Whether or not all this hilarity was intentional (almost surely) or meant to be serious (gawd help us), it's funny 'nuff to share! http://christwire.org/2011/08/blink-182-emo-pop-punks-poster-children-or-gay-sex-triangle/