Chargers Coach Norv Turner: "I'm The Only Trickster God This Team Needs, Thank You Very Much."
During the press conference following his team's devastating, turnover-rich loss to the New England Patriots, San Diego Chargers Coach Norv Turner took time to say that "in retrospect, backup punter and wannabe-prankster Mike Scifres' decision to grease Philip Rivers' hand …
Chargers Coach Norv Turner Has Yet to Emerge From Mountain Retreat
Turner was last seen approaching the entrance on his knees, wearing only his headset and a Chargers-branded loincloth. Mercurial Leader Presumably Still Attempting to Discern What the Universe is Trying to Tell Him Following Twin Tragedies of Yielded Opening Kickoff …
Good Press Going to Philip Rivers' Head?
Head Coach Norv Turner: "Look, I know Peter King picked Philip as this year's MVP. But the bling helmet is a bit much, I think. For one thing, it makes his noggin into a sparkly target. For another, it's a …