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Octuplet Speaks
How in the hell did I get myself into this predicament? I am laying here in the plastic box, bare ass naked for the entire world to see, I am this flushed pinkish sort of color and I’ve got this …
Jocko the Gigolo at Lunch
The role of gigolo has one subtle trap that sneaks up on him if he’s not careful. A roof over his head, regular feedings, clean water bowl and a snuggling companion all lure him into the deadly trap. Sally’s two …
Seniors Take Back the Sidewalk
They’ve really pissed me off this time. Never mind that they don’t make eye contact that I can understand, maybe they’re just shy. But when they’re not willing to begrudge me my half of the sidewalk, I have zero tolerance. …
Broccoli Soup, Vicks Vapor Rub and Malbec
Broccoli Soup, Vicks Vapor Rub and Malbec This nasty cold’s been hanging on for nearly a week and I am fed up with it. It’s is right in my sinus’s, I sound like I’ve got a giant clothes pin stuck …
Water for Christmas
Water for Christmas This afternoon I dragged myself off the couch where I’ve been hibernating for the last couple of days with a cold. The guilt of not having bought the grandkids anything was preventing me from getting a good …
A Visit to the Doctor
A Visit to the Doctor Concerned Yes doctor, thank you for taking my call. We come to you via a referral from one of His most ardent readers, you see, she’s very concerned. And quite frankly, we’ve all been for …
All Boxed Up
All Boxed Up Mom I love you and I am not singling you out, but I’ve got to tell this little story. I’d been a home wine maker for several years, and now that I had my own vineyard, special …
Tamarack's Senior Surf Dude
The new strong swell being pushed by a north Pacific strong hit the beaches Saturday, with five to seven foot waves and throngs of surfers. Any Saturday sees the surf line packed with weekend warrior types, but today it was …
Watering Hole
Watering Hole Every man needs a watering hole, a fair haven with familiar faces, a harbor to dock our tired bones, a safe refuge to take in the council of other man, and maybe have a beverage or two. The …