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Naked Athletes

Golfer John Daly and a hockey player, running around without all their clothes on.

I remember being amazed when I did a story on a nudist colony nearby. They do so many events naked. I saw the sign-up sheet for volleyball, and couldn't help think how injured someone might get when the ball was spiked (I think there's a probably a pun there, but it's late, and I'm just going to gloss right over it).

But, two professional athletes have gotten naked lately.

Well, golfer John Daly was only half naked. He was on a golf course the other day without shoes on, and without his shirt.

It was for some course he either owned, or was being paid to be at the opening of. I forgot what they said on ESPN.

Then, I read about an American Hockey League team that suspended Nathan Smith, because the Penguin player ran around downtown naked. He said it was because of a bet, that he ran thru the streets of Scranton.

The cops charged him with a misdemeanor count of indecent exposure, open lewdness, and disorderly conduct. Oh, and public drunkenness.

I'm guessing that the percentage of times alcohol is involved when someone is running around naked, is 83.4%

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I remember being amazed when I did a story on a nudist colony nearby. They do so many events naked. I saw the sign-up sheet for volleyball, and couldn't help think how injured someone might get when the ball was spiked (I think there's a probably a pun there, but it's late, and I'm just going to gloss right over it).

But, two professional athletes have gotten naked lately.

Well, golfer John Daly was only half naked. He was on a golf course the other day without shoes on, and without his shirt.

It was for some course he either owned, or was being paid to be at the opening of. I forgot what they said on ESPN.

Then, I read about an American Hockey League team that suspended Nathan Smith, because the Penguin player ran around downtown naked. He said it was because of a bet, that he ran thru the streets of Scranton.

The cops charged him with a misdemeanor count of indecent exposure, open lewdness, and disorderly conduct. Oh, and public drunkenness.

I'm guessing that the percentage of times alcohol is involved when someone is running around naked, is 83.4%

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