So, I thought it was weird timing that this Tim Burton movie comes out, where Johnny Depp is a barber that slits peoples throats when he gives them shaves. And in real life, right here in the south county, there's a stabbing. Only, it's a customer stabbing the barber.
The 60-year-old was closing his shop, and reports were that a customer wasn't happy with the haircut he received. Perhaps to keep the bad press from hurting the business, the son said it was really a robbery attempt.
It made me think of the episode of Taxi (still the funniest sitcom ever), where Marilu Henner got her hair done by a gay Ted Danson (before he became famous on Cheers). He gave her an ugly hairstyle, with a green tint. She felt humiliated when she tried to say something.
To get revenge, Danny DeVito dumps red dye over him (how he reached the 6-foot Danson, I can't remember).
And...it made me think...that this customer should've done something similar.
He apparently stabbed the barber in the face. Why not just get the barber in a headlock, and give him a mohawk.
Now that would be some sweet revenge for a bad haircut.
And everyone would be on your side.
So, I thought it was weird timing that this Tim Burton movie comes out, where Johnny Depp is a barber that slits peoples throats when he gives them shaves. And in real life, right here in the south county, there's a stabbing. Only, it's a customer stabbing the barber.
The 60-year-old was closing his shop, and reports were that a customer wasn't happy with the haircut he received. Perhaps to keep the bad press from hurting the business, the son said it was really a robbery attempt.
It made me think of the episode of Taxi (still the funniest sitcom ever), where Marilu Henner got her hair done by a gay Ted Danson (before he became famous on Cheers). He gave her an ugly hairstyle, with a green tint. She felt humiliated when she tried to say something.
To get revenge, Danny DeVito dumps red dye over him (how he reached the 6-foot Danson, I can't remember).
And...it made me think...that this customer should've done something similar.
He apparently stabbed the barber in the face. Why not just get the barber in a headlock, and give him a mohawk.
Now that would be some sweet revenge for a bad haircut.
And everyone would be on your side.