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LET"S ROCK AND ROLL WITHOUT AN EARTHQUAKE!!
Chuck Berry and Etta James Rock and Roll Music hooray it works!!! put ur dancin shoes on homeys TRY TO FORGET THAT EASTER EARTHQUAKE YIKES and let's get this week started right!!!
April Fools..!!!
here's some of the best 1957: The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this …
Silhouette My Heart Haiku
with the cherry blossoms showing up everywhere thought someone might like this
the seven days of creation
7 Days of Creation On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve his dog protector On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the …
Love Making Tips For Seniors
Love Making Tips For Seniors Wear your glasses. TO make sure your partner is actually in the bed. Set timer for 3 minutes, In case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) …
what some Canadian r saying about the Ann Coulter/Ontario visit
u will see that many phrase r repeated over and over again but don't let that stop u from reading...the new writer is just calling on a phrase he/she intends to speak about...Canadian also like to quote people...it's a Brit …
TGIF Sun Lovers
it's that first weekend of Spring...the beaches r hopping...and u can get a beer on any watercraft u can swim to i'm doin' the happy dance!!
Inked/edited
you wrote me back into your book with scribbled words dripping honeyed in between the spaces of your ribs bruises on the knives edge of your hips long dark hair flowing to add a curtain to the twinkle in your …
Californication/True Blood/the Canada connection
I'll find that long lost pony express address on a Christmas card i got last year with my usual aplomb i was going to buy "Californication" at Costco yesterday for the said addressee...but they didn't have it My friend Donna …
don't make me throw a possum in ur face!!!!!
i'm trying to decide if i should REALLY have that possum dinner
A Treatise On A KIss/Poetic Prose
checking out the poetry area here today inspired me to publish this ole thing...hahaahahahahaha A treatise "Who Thinks About Kissing" Intimate Delightful Sensuous Fun Kisses Well after you learn how at whatever age who spends a lot of time thinking …
aaaaaaahhhhh the Irish
my St Patrick's Day wish for u is May you live to be a hundred years With one extra year to repent. May those who love us, love us And those who don't love us, May God turn their hearts …
beware of wet dirt!!!
Spring slinging season is in the air oh it's slingin' time again in case ur lonely i sure miss the ur mud clingin' to my hair rollin' in the mud sure makes me hungry a state of mind i can …
i guess i just wish...../Pistol Pete
that every comment Pistol Pete had said to me hadn't been deleted after he was banned we had some real light hearted fun in print i know he was a bad actor..and had some very questionable attitudes he definitely loved …
the mighty Tundra
and his sparring partner Mushroom Marquess of Queensberry rules enforced at all times...sorta...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TWITTER-PATED
one of those days when relieved of rain not pouring down like p*ss outta a boot drew me out and about for the day i thought about the Dog Show in Del Mar but decided against it instead i decided …
an unwelcome devil/ last segment of "Dave Harris Must Die"
oh she couldn't be trusted...even all these years later she hounded him she brought her own heat with her and her demon eyes her eyes had been vividly blue green that day that the Autumn leaves fell around her as …
ride em cowboy/last 2 segments to "Dave Harris Must Die
his shoulders drooped and rolled forward...the arms had that slightly crooked "i'm carrying something" look old men get it was a combination of Arthritis and old age.. and ridin' to many sunfishing mustangs when he was a young one he …
the cruelty of a brain in love
the cruel knife is curling.... eeking out the careful things.... surgically swift...cynically caring......this issue of sharing...... sped thru the highlights....don't stay or go....go with the flow.... seeks stimulation a...a heady vacation..... it lifts from the id...and stares out blindly to …
Shaving You~*~for u Bobby~*~
when we met....the first thing i wanted to do is shave you...... yah !!!!.....lather up you face.......kiss your lips and get a mustashe and goatee......push you away with a "no..no...no....I'M HERE TO SHAVE YOU " hold your mouth this way.......hold …