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The Reindeer Sox Saga part ducks

Deja Vu once again i put keyboard to computer to tell a the tale that i got off route on day before yesterday to bumbled along to a sheer face.

i pittoned in and to take a cry baby break and ended up telling a totally ludicrous RAT story instead

so without adieu back to the Reindeer Sox Saga

mine are not nearly this pretty...however i know they'd love to be surrounded by lovely satin ribbons to show their importance

it was their perceived importance that started the whole to do

yah they be complainers alrighty

and day before yesterday i made the gross error of deciding to go thru my bureau to clear out everything that had been there forever and sort out what i did and didn't want to keep

when i got to the bottom center drawer there they were...completely unrolled...luxuriating on top of the pumpkin orange crochet Winter cap with the multicolored pom pom on top

the reindeer flashed their long lashes at me and and inquired in the most politically correct voice possible asking why they had been regulated to a bottom drawer

TISK TISK!!!

that ain't right...i mean (they recalled) hadn't they kept my feet.. legs and knees warm in the worse ever North Central Oregon weather ....the fact i had also been wearing UUGS had no baring at all on their logicl

a ruckus followed with them howling to high heaven because i still wore the UUGS even thru summer with shorts

the Crochet cap chimed in and said "if they get moved to a top drawer i should be too!!!

don'tcha just hate to fight with clothes

i mean every morning i watch Rachel Ray talk to food..but it doesn't talk back...i used this argument to try to depreciate my sox argument to no avail

and i had to move them into the upperclass of the first drawer...now every day when i open that drawer to get something else out they begin harassing me to find some way to use them this winter

shssssssssshhhhhhh

don't tell them that the wool scarf got sent to the shed

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Deja Vu once again i put keyboard to computer to tell a the tale that i got off route on day before yesterday to bumbled along to a sheer face.

i pittoned in and to take a cry baby break and ended up telling a totally ludicrous RAT story instead

so without adieu back to the Reindeer Sox Saga

mine are not nearly this pretty...however i know they'd love to be surrounded by lovely satin ribbons to show their importance

it was their perceived importance that started the whole to do

yah they be complainers alrighty

and day before yesterday i made the gross error of deciding to go thru my bureau to clear out everything that had been there forever and sort out what i did and didn't want to keep

when i got to the bottom center drawer there they were...completely unrolled...luxuriating on top of the pumpkin orange crochet Winter cap with the multicolored pom pom on top

the reindeer flashed their long lashes at me and and inquired in the most politically correct voice possible asking why they had been regulated to a bottom drawer

TISK TISK!!!

that ain't right...i mean (they recalled) hadn't they kept my feet.. legs and knees warm in the worse ever North Central Oregon weather ....the fact i had also been wearing UUGS had no baring at all on their logicl

a ruckus followed with them howling to high heaven because i still wore the UUGS even thru summer with shorts

the Crochet cap chimed in and said "if they get moved to a top drawer i should be too!!!

don'tcha just hate to fight with clothes

i mean every morning i watch Rachel Ray talk to food..but it doesn't talk back...i used this argument to try to depreciate my sox argument to no avail

and i had to move them into the upperclass of the first drawer...now every day when i open that drawer to get something else out they begin harassing me to find some way to use them this winter

shssssssssshhhhhhh

don't tell them that the wool scarf got sent to the shed

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