Wound up seeing Skyfall a second time; found that I was still irked by the branding. There certainly was a lot of it. Heineken was just the most egregious. And of course, there are all those Omega watch ads in print. Which got me thinking; they really need to just go whole hog on this pitchman stuff.
How come James Bond never uses a condom in all those love scenes? Because he's got a...
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Why doesn't James Bond need an ice bucket for all that beer? Because he's got a...
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/nov/29/36176/
Why doesn't James Bond need sippy cups for those martinis he drinks? Because he's got a...
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/nov/29/36177/
But you don't. So buy a no-spill sippy cup today!
And most importantly, why shouldn't I be bothered when the world's most sophisticated secret agent chugs Heiny straight from the bottle? Because he's got a...
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/nov/29/36178/
Wound up seeing Skyfall a second time; found that I was still irked by the branding. There certainly was a lot of it. Heineken was just the most egregious. And of course, there are all those Omega watch ads in print. Which got me thinking; they really need to just go whole hog on this pitchman stuff.
How come James Bond never uses a condom in all those love scenes? Because he's got a...
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/nov/29/36175/
Why doesn't James Bond need an ice bucket for all that beer? Because he's got a...
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/nov/29/36176/
Why doesn't James Bond need sippy cups for those martinis he drinks? Because he's got a...
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/nov/29/36177/
But you don't. So buy a no-spill sippy cup today!
And most importantly, why shouldn't I be bothered when the world's most sophisticated secret agent chugs Heiny straight from the bottle? Because he's got a...
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/nov/29/36178/