Anchor ads are not supported on this page.

4S Ranch Allied Gardens Alpine Baja Balboa Park Bankers Hill Barrio Logan Bay Ho Bay Park Black Mountain Ranch Blossom Valley Bonita Bonsall Borrego Springs Boulevard Campo Cardiff-by-the-Sea Carlsbad Carmel Mountain Carmel Valley Chollas View Chula Vista City College City Heights Clairemont College Area Coronado CSU San Marcos Cuyamaca College Del Cerro Del Mar Descanso Downtown San Diego Eastlake East Village El Cajon Emerald Hills Encanto Encinitas Escondido Fallbrook Fletcher Hills Golden Hill Grant Hill Grantville Grossmont College Guatay Harbor Island Hillcrest Imperial Beach Imperial Valley Jacumba Jamacha-Lomita Jamul Julian Kearny Mesa Kensington La Jolla Lakeside La Mesa Lemon Grove Leucadia Liberty Station Lincoln Acres Lincoln Park Linda Vista Little Italy Logan Heights Mesa College Midway District MiraCosta College Miramar Miramar College Mira Mesa Mission Beach Mission Hills Mission Valley Mountain View Mount Hope Mount Laguna National City Nestor Normal Heights North Park Oak Park Ocean Beach Oceanside Old Town Otay Mesa Pacific Beach Pala Palomar College Palomar Mountain Paradise Hills Pauma Valley Pine Valley Point Loma Point Loma Nazarene Potrero Poway Rainbow Ramona Rancho Bernardo Rancho Penasquitos Rancho San Diego Rancho Santa Fe Rolando San Carlos San Marcos San Onofre Santa Ysabel Santee San Ysidro Scripps Ranch SDSU Serra Mesa Shelltown Shelter Island Sherman Heights Skyline Solana Beach Sorrento Valley Southcrest South Park Southwestern College Spring Valley Stockton Talmadge Temecula Tierrasanta Tijuana UCSD University City University Heights USD Valencia Park Valley Center Vista Warner Springs

Make this Movie: Tim Burton

Johnny Depp in Tim Burton's Ed Wood.

Can we all agree that Tim Burton is, for all his box-office brawn these days, pretty much dunzo as a creative force?

Let's ignore the fact that he's dipping into his own past for his next film, Frankenweenie. Remaking a short film from your early days sounds to me like an indication, if not quite a proof, of a declining creative spark. The artist's equivalent of looking up old girlfriends on Facebook. "Oh, hey, this little story was really beautiful. Man, we had some good times. We should totally get back in touch, see what happens." Mm-hm.

(Sure, he'll gussy it up with some talk about how the technology has advanced right along with his budgetary allowance, and so now he'lll be able to realize his vision the way he'd always intended. But that's what George Lucas said before he started tinkering with Star Wars, and look where that got us.)

No, let's focus instead on his recent finished work. Dark Shadows continued Burton's streak of tone-deaf treatments of other peoples' material, a streak that began with Sleepy Hollow before lurching into Planet of the Apes, tripping its way through Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and then burbling into Alice in Wonderland - that unholy union of Burton's registered-trademark whimsy and standard grrrl-power actioner that made him a box office king.

'Twas not always thus, you know. Look at Burton's early run as a director: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, and, skipping ahead a bit, his masterpiece, Ed Wood. Those five films make for an astonishingly assured entrance onto the cinematic stage, eh wot? And what a climax with Wood, a heartfelt meditation on the artistic spark. When Orson Welles tells the hopeless, dolled-up Wood that "visions are worth fighting for," how can your heart not thrill and break at the same time?

And then Mars Attacks! Ha, ha? A campy homage to '50s alien invasion pics, I guess? Nothing gold can stay, Ponyboy. Big Fish wasn't bad, and I confess I didn't pay much attention to Corpse Bride. But by the time Alice came along, was there anybody who still imagined Burton was fighting for a vision, as opposed to renting it out? Oh, and look, now he's producing Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Like Mars Attacks!, it's a lookback film, one that reminds him of things he saw long ago.

I learned that from this interview at Collider. But I learned something else as well, something much more important. Tim Burton looks more than a little bit like Steve Carell, current king of sad-sack comedy:

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/jun/22/26672/

Just imagine it: Carell starring in Tim Burton, a film about the creative spark every bit as tragic as Burton's own Ed Wood. It could open present-day, Burton as Charles Foster Kane, a man who got everything he wanted but lost something precious along the way. Who spends his days looking back, looking to recapture the thing he had when he made Ed Wood. The studio could be pressing him to bring his Burton-y touch to bear on, I dunno, Captain Underpants or some such. Look, we let you make Frankenweenie. You've played in the sandbox of your childhood dreams long enough. Time to pack the multiplex, Timmy. He's a commodity, a brand. He wants to be an artist. Heartbreaking. Carell could absolutely put that across.

All that remains is to figure out which director will play Orson Welles to Burton's Ed Wood. Maybe David Lynch? Terrence Malick?

Here's something you might be interested in.
Submit a free classified
or view all

Previous article

Victorian Christmas Tours, Jingle Bell Cruises

Events December 22-December 25, 2024
Next Article

Aaron Stewart trades Christmas wonders for his first new music in 15 years

“Just because the job part was done, didn’t mean the passion had to die”

Johnny Depp in Tim Burton's Ed Wood.

Can we all agree that Tim Burton is, for all his box-office brawn these days, pretty much dunzo as a creative force?

Let's ignore the fact that he's dipping into his own past for his next film, Frankenweenie. Remaking a short film from your early days sounds to me like an indication, if not quite a proof, of a declining creative spark. The artist's equivalent of looking up old girlfriends on Facebook. "Oh, hey, this little story was really beautiful. Man, we had some good times. We should totally get back in touch, see what happens." Mm-hm.

(Sure, he'll gussy it up with some talk about how the technology has advanced right along with his budgetary allowance, and so now he'lll be able to realize his vision the way he'd always intended. But that's what George Lucas said before he started tinkering with Star Wars, and look where that got us.)

No, let's focus instead on his recent finished work. Dark Shadows continued Burton's streak of tone-deaf treatments of other peoples' material, a streak that began with Sleepy Hollow before lurching into Planet of the Apes, tripping its way through Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and then burbling into Alice in Wonderland - that unholy union of Burton's registered-trademark whimsy and standard grrrl-power actioner that made him a box office king.

'Twas not always thus, you know. Look at Burton's early run as a director: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, and, skipping ahead a bit, his masterpiece, Ed Wood. Those five films make for an astonishingly assured entrance onto the cinematic stage, eh wot? And what a climax with Wood, a heartfelt meditation on the artistic spark. When Orson Welles tells the hopeless, dolled-up Wood that "visions are worth fighting for," how can your heart not thrill and break at the same time?

And then Mars Attacks! Ha, ha? A campy homage to '50s alien invasion pics, I guess? Nothing gold can stay, Ponyboy. Big Fish wasn't bad, and I confess I didn't pay much attention to Corpse Bride. But by the time Alice came along, was there anybody who still imagined Burton was fighting for a vision, as opposed to renting it out? Oh, and look, now he's producing Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Like Mars Attacks!, it's a lookback film, one that reminds him of things he saw long ago.

I learned that from this interview at Collider. But I learned something else as well, something much more important. Tim Burton looks more than a little bit like Steve Carell, current king of sad-sack comedy:

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/jun/22/26672/

Just imagine it: Carell starring in Tim Burton, a film about the creative spark every bit as tragic as Burton's own Ed Wood. It could open present-day, Burton as Charles Foster Kane, a man who got everything he wanted but lost something precious along the way. Who spends his days looking back, looking to recapture the thing he had when he made Ed Wood. The studio could be pressing him to bring his Burton-y touch to bear on, I dunno, Captain Underpants or some such. Look, we let you make Frankenweenie. You've played in the sandbox of your childhood dreams long enough. Time to pack the multiplex, Timmy. He's a commodity, a brand. He wants to be an artist. Heartbreaking. Carell could absolutely put that across.

All that remains is to figure out which director will play Orson Welles to Burton's Ed Wood. Maybe David Lynch? Terrence Malick?

Sponsored
Here's something you might be interested in.
Submit a free classified
or view all
Previous article

Details leaked on Beetlejuice sequel at the VMA's?

Next Article

The Trailer for Dark Shadows is...*Sigh*...Here.

Ask a Hipster — Advice you didn't know you needed Big Screen — Movie commentary Blurt — Music's inside track Booze News — San Diego spirits Classical Music — Immortal beauty Classifieds — Free and easy Cover Stories — Front-page features Drinks All Around — Bartenders' drink recipes Excerpts — Literary and spiritual excerpts Feast! — Food & drink reviews Feature Stories — Local news & stories Fishing Report — What’s getting hooked from ship and shore From the Archives — Spotlight on the past Golden Dreams — Talk of the town The Gonzo Report — Making the musical scene, or at least reporting from it Letters — Our inbox Movies@Home — Local movie buffs share favorites Movie Reviews — Our critics' picks and pans Musician Interviews — Up close with local artists Neighborhood News from Stringers — Hyperlocal news News Ticker — News & politics Obermeyer — San Diego politics illustrated Outdoors — Weekly changes in flora and fauna Overheard in San Diego — Eavesdropping illustrated Poetry — The old and the new Reader Travel — Travel section built by travelers Reading — The hunt for intellectuals Roam-O-Rama — SoCal's best hiking/biking trails San Diego Beer — Inside San Diego suds SD on the QT — Almost factual news Sheep and Goats — Places of worship Special Issues — The best of Street Style — San Diego streets have style Surf Diego — Real stories from those braving the waves Theater — On stage in San Diego this week Tin Fork — Silver spoon alternative Under the Radar — Matt Potter's undercover work Unforgettable — Long-ago San Diego Unreal Estate — San Diego's priciest pads Your Week — Daily event picks
4S Ranch Allied Gardens Alpine Baja Balboa Park Bankers Hill Barrio Logan Bay Ho Bay Park Black Mountain Ranch Blossom Valley Bonita Bonsall Borrego Springs Boulevard Campo Cardiff-by-the-Sea Carlsbad Carmel Mountain Carmel Valley Chollas View Chula Vista City College City Heights Clairemont College Area Coronado CSU San Marcos Cuyamaca College Del Cerro Del Mar Descanso Downtown San Diego Eastlake East Village El Cajon Emerald Hills Encanto Encinitas Escondido Fallbrook Fletcher Hills Golden Hill Grant Hill Grantville Grossmont College Guatay Harbor Island Hillcrest Imperial Beach Imperial Valley Jacumba Jamacha-Lomita Jamul Julian Kearny Mesa Kensington La Jolla Lakeside La Mesa Lemon Grove Leucadia Liberty Station Lincoln Acres Lincoln Park Linda Vista Little Italy Logan Heights Mesa College Midway District MiraCosta College Miramar Miramar College Mira Mesa Mission Beach Mission Hills Mission Valley Mountain View Mount Hope Mount Laguna National City Nestor Normal Heights North Park Oak Park Ocean Beach Oceanside Old Town Otay Mesa Pacific Beach Pala Palomar College Palomar Mountain Paradise Hills Pauma Valley Pine Valley Point Loma Point Loma Nazarene Potrero Poway Rainbow Ramona Rancho Bernardo Rancho Penasquitos Rancho San Diego Rancho Santa Fe Rolando San Carlos San Marcos San Onofre Santa Ysabel Santee San Ysidro Scripps Ranch SDSU Serra Mesa Shelltown Shelter Island Sherman Heights Skyline Solana Beach Sorrento Valley Southcrest South Park Southwestern College Spring Valley Stockton Talmadge Temecula Tierrasanta Tijuana UCSD University City University Heights USD Valencia Park Valley Center Vista Warner Springs
Close

Anchor ads are not supported on this page.

This Week’s Reader This Week’s Reader