So, word is going 'round that even without werewolves, the budget for the Lone Ranger reboot is pushing $250 million, in part because director Gore Verbinski wanted to build his own trains for the thing. Time for a captioning...what is Johnny Depp thinking here?
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/jun/15/26310/
Portlandia version: "Why did I put a bird on it? Because at $250 million, we can afford to put a bird on it."
50 Shades of Grey version: "Between the fancy suit, the leather mask, and the tight bandana around your neck, kemo sabe, I'm beginning to worry about that contract I signed when we got into this."
Funny or Die version: "I really hope you're not Will Ferrell under that mask, because if you are, it's a safe bet that this bird just shat in my hair."
I'm sure y'all can do better. Add your own in the comments!
So, word is going 'round that even without werewolves, the budget for the Lone Ranger reboot is pushing $250 million, in part because director Gore Verbinski wanted to build his own trains for the thing. Time for a captioning...what is Johnny Depp thinking here?
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/jun/15/26310/
Portlandia version: "Why did I put a bird on it? Because at $250 million, we can afford to put a bird on it."
50 Shades of Grey version: "Between the fancy suit, the leather mask, and the tight bandana around your neck, kemo sabe, I'm beginning to worry about that contract I signed when we got into this."
Funny or Die version: "I really hope you're not Will Ferrell under that mask, because if you are, it's a safe bet that this bird just shat in my hair."
I'm sure y'all can do better. Add your own in the comments!