Trailers these days are sometimes like shortened forms of the movies they're selling. So we're gonna start reviewing them via short-form poetry!
28 Hotel Rooms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MCxrYpTA8E
Sex in hotel rooms
Someone else washes the sheets
It will end in tears
Pursuit of Loneliness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWU64gjC1ik
Super-sad story
Hammers at a primal fear
You will die alone
The Salt of Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVjONfqiTo
Old Italian man
His Mamma even older
Dreams of getting laid
Trailers these days are sometimes like shortened forms of the movies they're selling. So we're gonna start reviewing them via short-form poetry!
28 Hotel Rooms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MCxrYpTA8E
Sex in hotel rooms
Someone else washes the sheets
It will end in tears
Pursuit of Loneliness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWU64gjC1ik
Super-sad story
Hammers at a primal fear
You will die alone
The Salt of Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVjONfqiTo
Old Italian man
His Mamma even older
Dreams of getting laid