Best Picture Drama? Isn't Django Unchained a comedy?
Thanks to the knuckleheads at the Hollywood Foreign Press, the recruitment film Act of Valor will forever be referred to as "an award-nominated film."
Those are just two of the head-scratching curiosities you'll find on this year's list of films up for an award at the 2013 Golden Globes.
Man, oh Manischewitz is this a lackluster cluster. Helen Mirren as Alma Hitchcock?! Bill Murray as F.D.R.? Driving Monsieur Daisy for Best Foreign Language Film?! Meryl Streep for showing up?
Are these the Globes or the AARP Awards? Will someone please tell the voters their Depends are showing. Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, Quartet, and Hyde Park on Hudson function best as pro-euthanasia infomercials, not achievements worthy of merit.
The group did manage to get one right: Rachel Weisz's performance as the guilt-ridden romantic in Terrence Davies breathtaking, The Deep Blue Sea. On a positive note, this list acts as a sort of personal vindication: three of the films on my ten worst list -- including my least favorite picture of the year -- are up for awards consideration.
The Globes telecast will be broadcast live on January 13. Small screen cutups Amy Poehler and Tina Fey will share hosting duties. Why not spend the evening at the movies instead?
Best Picture, Drama:
Best Picture, Musical or Comedy:
Best Director:
Best Actress, Drama:
Best Actor, Drama:
Best Actor, Musical or Comedy:
Best Actress, Musical or Comedy:
Best Supporting Actress:
Best Supporting Actor:
Best Screenplay:
Best Original Score:
Best Original Song:
Best Foreign Language Film:
Best Animated Feature
The rest of the nominations are for TV shows. They give awards to that derivative crap?
Best Picture Drama? Isn't Django Unchained a comedy?
Thanks to the knuckleheads at the Hollywood Foreign Press, the recruitment film Act of Valor will forever be referred to as "an award-nominated film."
Those are just two of the head-scratching curiosities you'll find on this year's list of films up for an award at the 2013 Golden Globes.
Man, oh Manischewitz is this a lackluster cluster. Helen Mirren as Alma Hitchcock?! Bill Murray as F.D.R.? Driving Monsieur Daisy for Best Foreign Language Film?! Meryl Streep for showing up?
Are these the Globes or the AARP Awards? Will someone please tell the voters their Depends are showing. Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, Quartet, and Hyde Park on Hudson function best as pro-euthanasia infomercials, not achievements worthy of merit.
The group did manage to get one right: Rachel Weisz's performance as the guilt-ridden romantic in Terrence Davies breathtaking, The Deep Blue Sea. On a positive note, this list acts as a sort of personal vindication: three of the films on my ten worst list -- including my least favorite picture of the year -- are up for awards consideration.
The Globes telecast will be broadcast live on January 13. Small screen cutups Amy Poehler and Tina Fey will share hosting duties. Why not spend the evening at the movies instead?
Best Picture, Drama:
Best Picture, Musical or Comedy:
Best Director:
Best Actress, Drama:
Best Actor, Drama:
Best Actor, Musical or Comedy:
Best Actress, Musical or Comedy:
Best Supporting Actress:
Best Supporting Actor:
Best Screenplay:
Best Original Score:
Best Original Song:
Best Foreign Language Film:
Best Animated Feature
The rest of the nominations are for TV shows. They give awards to that derivative crap?