http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/aug/24/30212/
How to Make a PG-13 Horror Film Checklist:
Here's something else a contemporary PG-13 horror film has on it's agenda:
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/aug/24/30215/
Fanboy's pants are bound to tighten when they get a gander at Ashley Greene's scantily-clad keester. All I see is a center-scan image ensnared in an anamorphic frame and enough side-room to park two 4x3 Val Lewton features. I must be getting old.
Reader Rating: You were expecting maybe five-stars? Wait for it to come to a Red Box near you and then don't rent this colossal waste of 81 minutes!
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/aug/24/30212/
How to Make a PG-13 Horror Film Checklist:
Here's something else a contemporary PG-13 horror film has on it's agenda:
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/aug/24/30215/
Fanboy's pants are bound to tighten when they get a gander at Ashley Greene's scantily-clad keester. All I see is a center-scan image ensnared in an anamorphic frame and enough side-room to park two 4x3 Val Lewton features. I must be getting old.
Reader Rating: You were expecting maybe five-stars? Wait for it to come to a Red Box near you and then don't rent this colossal waste of 81 minutes!