FIVE QUESTIONS, FIVE THINGS
I enjoyed the replies to the previous “Get To Know Me” blog, so here’s a followup of sorts, another frequent visitor to my inbox that I finally replied to ----
A) Five places that I go to over and over: wild, crazy, out, the bathroom, to Hell in a handbasket
B) Five people who e-mail me (regularly): Nigerian Prince with Banking Problem, Viagra Salesman, British Barrister with Hitherto Unknown Inheritance from Hitherto Unknown Relative, Mail Returned: Unable to deliver, and Some Guy Who Thinks I Need a Larger Penis (As If it’s Any of His Effin Business).
C) Five of my favorite places to eat: I usually eat food, not places, but if I DID eat places, I bet I'd like the Paris Hilton,
D) Five places I would rather be right now: Movin' on up, goin' way down, over there, nowheresville man, and anywhere but here.
E) Five TV Shows I watch: Twilight Zone, Dark Shadows, History’s Mysteries, the Daily Show, and the Mexican soap opera De Pocas Pocas Pulgas, which translates to "Of few few fleas."
150 FREE BAND NAMES!!!!
Free for all who wish to use, here’s another list of band names I’ve been dreaming up, all so far unused (as far as I know). I designed most for maximum internet search possibilities and cult tie-in potential – if anyone ends up getting rich and/or famous using any of my band names, I expect you to at least buy me a large pizza....and maybe a Porsche ---
Oh yeah, I design band logos, record sleeves, and concert flyers too, so maybe hire me for that…
Danish Plato
Watchers From the Blind
P Test
Duodnym Duo
Same To You Bud
Why You I Oughtta
George LeRoy Tirebiter
Rizzuto’s Revenge
The Hell You Say
Sickon U
Strapon Dickoff
Schwing Kings of Bling
Aiiieeeggg!
Manos Hand of Fate
Zoey Loves Zeus
Aaark Aaark
The Steekin Badgers
There’s No Need To Fear
Restless Natives
Nightmare Feet
The Saggy Baggies
My Fellow Terrariums
Pudding Pipers
Things Won’t Leave
Crooow!
Not Wearing Pants
Spa Fon
Squa Tront
Quitcher Wining
Opposing Bums
MiniMiniMini
Icy
Icy
Eye See Eeew
I.C. Underpants
He’s Dead Jim
Giant Rats of
Monsters Due
Orion Slave Traders
Jenna’s Douche
Way 2 Bigg
Mylar Zone
Bees, She Sees
Lionel and the Security Blankets
Thank You Mask Man
So Far So What
Zoso Mofos
The Whoop Woops
Jerkin Gerkins
WTF Whitey
Alba’s Abs
Overlord Obscura
Yorga Counts
I Said Goode Daye
Broken GayDar
Suckit
Stickit
Takeit
Tara La Bouvier
The Shoephones
Tents On Fire
Bitten by Barnabas
Attaway Castaway
Jay Men Forever
Beware of Torgo
Milk Me Dammit
Freaky Fantasm
Phrankly Phinks
Wish You Were Beer
It Takes Beef
Coconut Radio
Eggplant Revenge
I Got a Rock
Who Killed Todd Loren?
The Phoneups
The Homegrownups
Minor Murders
Max Madder
Themes of Josette
Chef Schweaty
The Shaft Workers
Scary Serling
Servants of Sexploitation
Cathouse Theater
The Hairy Poms
See Thru U (abbreviated as C/U)
Put That Thing Away
Robert’s Ridge
Munchin Brady
Mystic
Future Faire
Joel VS Mike
Miss B. Natural
Psycho Tsunami
The Friendly Giants
The Fraidy Scats
Sax Afire
Margo Escargot
The Pullout Nows
Nobody For President
Ducking Howard
Bare Whiz
The Golden Hind
Planxton
Kitten Kundalini
Bunches of Hooey
Knot Insane
Fuggit Forgot
SlamSlam
Fleas on Feet
Peeble’s Pet
Wholly Moley
Cheez Toe
Demons of Demi
Penisaurus
The Tube Grooves
Groovy Groo Bees
Bozo Buskers
The Dwarf Crushers
Rotten Cratchet
Cartman’s Probe
More Science High
Steppenfetch
See Sigmund
The Vulcan Itch
Whynot Measles
Ribsey’s Treat
Clams Got Legs
HellCowz
Highway Bloody Hwy
Starkweathermen
Whacko Mole
R.U. Nutts
Tearaway Newsome
WrongWrongRight
SaveSum
Eyes of
Duz Not Die
Know Duh
Nose Hoes
Ghostly Trioka
Takeout Wrenched Ankle
Gallery of Night
Lowbrow Unibrow
The Unibrowser
Bundy’s Bride
Buddy Buddha Breath
Zeta Zilch
The Beta Rays
Already1
Almighty1
The Crankups
Indoor Outhouse
Freddie Fullasheet
Return of Mr. Hand
Faster Phoebe and the Fallouts
Wot the Hey
V.A. Jay Jay
Gamma Made Me Green
Collector’s Attrition
Lela’s Eyeball
Tubby
Finches of
Busted Chifarobe
Busted by Boo
The Tumblin’ Tombstones
Stewie Luvs Rupert
The Giggity-gigs
YesNoMaybe
Pigga Fuggen Name
FIVE QUESTIONS, FIVE THINGS
I enjoyed the replies to the previous “Get To Know Me” blog, so here’s a followup of sorts, another frequent visitor to my inbox that I finally replied to ----
A) Five places that I go to over and over: wild, crazy, out, the bathroom, to Hell in a handbasket
B) Five people who e-mail me (regularly): Nigerian Prince with Banking Problem, Viagra Salesman, British Barrister with Hitherto Unknown Inheritance from Hitherto Unknown Relative, Mail Returned: Unable to deliver, and Some Guy Who Thinks I Need a Larger Penis (As If it’s Any of His Effin Business).
C) Five of my favorite places to eat: I usually eat food, not places, but if I DID eat places, I bet I'd like the Paris Hilton,
D) Five places I would rather be right now: Movin' on up, goin' way down, over there, nowheresville man, and anywhere but here.
E) Five TV Shows I watch: Twilight Zone, Dark Shadows, History’s Mysteries, the Daily Show, and the Mexican soap opera De Pocas Pocas Pulgas, which translates to "Of few few fleas."
150 FREE BAND NAMES!!!!
Free for all who wish to use, here’s another list of band names I’ve been dreaming up, all so far unused (as far as I know). I designed most for maximum internet search possibilities and cult tie-in potential – if anyone ends up getting rich and/or famous using any of my band names, I expect you to at least buy me a large pizza....and maybe a Porsche ---
Oh yeah, I design band logos, record sleeves, and concert flyers too, so maybe hire me for that…
Danish Plato
Watchers From the Blind
P Test
Duodnym Duo
Same To You Bud
Why You I Oughtta
George LeRoy Tirebiter
Rizzuto’s Revenge
The Hell You Say
Sickon U
Strapon Dickoff
Schwing Kings of Bling
Aiiieeeggg!
Manos Hand of Fate
Zoey Loves Zeus
Aaark Aaark
The Steekin Badgers
There’s No Need To Fear
Restless Natives
Nightmare Feet
The Saggy Baggies
My Fellow Terrariums
Pudding Pipers
Things Won’t Leave
Crooow!
Not Wearing Pants
Spa Fon
Squa Tront
Quitcher Wining
Opposing Bums
MiniMiniMini
Icy
Icy
Eye See Eeew
I.C. Underpants
He’s Dead Jim
Giant Rats of
Monsters Due
Orion Slave Traders
Jenna’s Douche
Way 2 Bigg
Mylar Zone
Bees, She Sees
Lionel and the Security Blankets
Thank You Mask Man
So Far So What
Zoso Mofos
The Whoop Woops
Jerkin Gerkins
WTF Whitey
Alba’s Abs
Overlord Obscura
Yorga Counts
I Said Goode Daye
Broken GayDar
Suckit
Stickit
Takeit
Tara La Bouvier
The Shoephones
Tents On Fire
Bitten by Barnabas
Attaway Castaway
Jay Men Forever
Beware of Torgo
Milk Me Dammit
Freaky Fantasm
Phrankly Phinks
Wish You Were Beer
It Takes Beef
Coconut Radio
Eggplant Revenge
I Got a Rock
Who Killed Todd Loren?
The Phoneups
The Homegrownups
Minor Murders
Max Madder
Themes of Josette
Chef Schweaty
The Shaft Workers
Scary Serling
Servants of Sexploitation
Cathouse Theater
The Hairy Poms
See Thru U (abbreviated as C/U)
Put That Thing Away
Robert’s Ridge
Munchin Brady
Mystic
Future Faire
Joel VS Mike
Miss B. Natural
Psycho Tsunami
The Friendly Giants
The Fraidy Scats
Sax Afire
Margo Escargot
The Pullout Nows
Nobody For President
Ducking Howard
Bare Whiz
The Golden Hind
Planxton
Kitten Kundalini
Bunches of Hooey
Knot Insane
Fuggit Forgot
SlamSlam
Fleas on Feet
Peeble’s Pet
Wholly Moley
Cheez Toe
Demons of Demi
Penisaurus
The Tube Grooves
Groovy Groo Bees
Bozo Buskers
The Dwarf Crushers
Rotten Cratchet
Cartman’s Probe
More Science High
Steppenfetch
See Sigmund
The Vulcan Itch
Whynot Measles
Ribsey’s Treat
Clams Got Legs
HellCowz
Highway Bloody Hwy
Starkweathermen
Whacko Mole
R.U. Nutts
Tearaway Newsome
WrongWrongRight
SaveSum
Eyes of
Duz Not Die
Know Duh
Nose Hoes
Ghostly Trioka
Takeout Wrenched Ankle
Gallery of Night
Lowbrow Unibrow
The Unibrowser
Bundy’s Bride
Buddy Buddha Breath
Zeta Zilch
The Beta Rays
Already1
Almighty1
The Crankups
Indoor Outhouse
Freddie Fullasheet
Return of Mr. Hand
Faster Phoebe and the Fallouts
Wot the Hey
V.A. Jay Jay
Gamma Made Me Green
Collector’s Attrition
Lela’s Eyeball
Tubby
Finches of
Busted Chifarobe
Busted by Boo
The Tumblin’ Tombstones
Stewie Luvs Rupert
The Giggity-gigs
YesNoMaybe
Pigga Fuggen Name