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Get To Know Me (and stop sending those goofy questionnaires)

Get To Know Me (and stop sending those goofy questionnaires)

Jay Allen  Sanford  GET TO KNOW ME - THERE, I FINALLY FILLED OUT THIS STUPID EMAIL, SO EVERYONE STOP STOP SENDING IT TO ME..............

  1. What time did you get up this morning? 'Bout noon - daylight is overrated

  2. Diamonds or pearls? 'Pends what you want me to do for 'em

  3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sherlock Holmes at the Drive-In, home of the Rat On A Stick

  4. What is your favorite TV show? Rat Patrol

  5. What do you eat for breakfast? Leftover Rat On A Stick

  6. What is your middle name? Allen – do I even know you, or what?!

  7. What food do you dislike? rotten

  8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? BofA has a nice high yield investment option

  9. What kind of car do you drive? Old

  10. What is your favorite sandwich? Fresh

  11. What characteristic do you despise? Depends on which character is manifesting it

  12. Favorite item of clothing? The last piece of clothing a woman removes for me

  13. Favorite piece of jewelry? Captain Marvel decoder ring, or my Twilight Zone watch

  14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Anywhere but here

  15. What color is your bathroom? Formerly white, currently unspeakable

  16. Favorite brand of clothing? Brand cows, not clothing

  17. Where would you retire to? There

  18. What was your most recent memorable birthday? Don’t remember

  19. Favorite sport to watch? Mosh pits

  20. Furthest place you are sending this? That place past all those other places

  21. Who do you expect to send this back to you first? Someone I sent it to

  22. Favorite saying? By the time people turn 40, they pretty much always have exactly the face they deserve

  23. When is you birthday? Each year on the anniversary of the day I was born

  24. Are you a morning person or night person? Allergic to daylight

  25. What is your shoe size? If the shoe fits, I wear it

  26. Pets? I’ll tell them you asked about them

  27. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? Pepsi made a Saspirella flavor

  28. What did you want to be when you were little? Big

  29. What are you today? Not so big

  30. What is your favorite candy? Striper nurse

  31. What is your favorite flower? I wouldn’t want to make the other flowers jealous

  32. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? Every

  33. What are you listening to right now? TV

  34. What was the last thing you ate? TV dinner

  35. Do you wish upon stars? I wish I was upon Angelina Jolie

  36. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Burnt umber

  37. How is the weather right now? I’ll ask it

  38. Favorite soft drink? Pepsi Saspirella

  39. Favorite restaurant? Kung Food (or whatever they call it this week)

  40. Spouse? No thanks, got any brief flings instead?

  41. Hair color? Let’s not bring race into this

  42. Siblings? None until I’m paid back for that bail money

  43. Favorite day of the year? Changes every year

  44. What was your favorite toy as a child? My mom’s last nerve – at least that’s what she always said I was playing on

  45. Summer or Winter? Andy Summers IS a good guitarist, but not as good as Johnny Winter. I’d Spring for Donna Summer all Winter, until I Fall

  46. Hugs or kisses? Different body parts like different things

  47. Coffee or tea? No thanks, do you have Pepsi Saspirella?

  48. Chocolate or vanilla? I’ll try them both in a Saspirella float and letcha know

  49. Do you want your friends to email you back? Why would I want to see pictures of their back?

  50. When was the last time you cried? Cried “wolf” a few years ago, but it turned out to be my dog

  51. What is under your bed? My dog – it’s thundering out

  52. What did you do today? Cleaned under my bed

  53. Favorite smell? A woman’s freshly removed lingerie

  54. What are you afraid of? Granny panties

  55. How many keys on your key ring? Two and a half (gotta replace that broken one)

  56. How many years at your current job? What job? 

  57. Favorite day of the week? Prefer nights

  58. How many towns have you lived in? ‘Pends how you define “living”

  59. Do you make friends easily? ‘Pends how you define “friends”

  60. Who do you think is least likely to respond to this? Someone I didn’t send it to

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Jay Allen  Sanford  GET TO KNOW ME - THERE, I FINALLY FILLED OUT THIS STUPID EMAIL, SO EVERYONE STOP STOP SENDING IT TO ME..............

  1. What time did you get up this morning? 'Bout noon - daylight is overrated

  2. Diamonds or pearls? 'Pends what you want me to do for 'em

  3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sherlock Holmes at the Drive-In, home of the Rat On A Stick

  4. What is your favorite TV show? Rat Patrol

  5. What do you eat for breakfast? Leftover Rat On A Stick

  6. What is your middle name? Allen – do I even know you, or what?!

  7. What food do you dislike? rotten

  8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? BofA has a nice high yield investment option

  9. What kind of car do you drive? Old

  10. What is your favorite sandwich? Fresh

  11. What characteristic do you despise? Depends on which character is manifesting it

  12. Favorite item of clothing? The last piece of clothing a woman removes for me

  13. Favorite piece of jewelry? Captain Marvel decoder ring, or my Twilight Zone watch

  14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Anywhere but here

  15. What color is your bathroom? Formerly white, currently unspeakable

  16. Favorite brand of clothing? Brand cows, not clothing

  17. Where would you retire to? There

  18. What was your most recent memorable birthday? Don’t remember

  19. Favorite sport to watch? Mosh pits

  20. Furthest place you are sending this? That place past all those other places

  21. Who do you expect to send this back to you first? Someone I sent it to

  22. Favorite saying? By the time people turn 40, they pretty much always have exactly the face they deserve

  23. When is you birthday? Each year on the anniversary of the day I was born

  24. Are you a morning person or night person? Allergic to daylight

  25. What is your shoe size? If the shoe fits, I wear it

  26. Pets? I’ll tell them you asked about them

  27. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? Pepsi made a Saspirella flavor

  28. What did you want to be when you were little? Big

  29. What are you today? Not so big

  30. What is your favorite candy? Striper nurse

  31. What is your favorite flower? I wouldn’t want to make the other flowers jealous

  32. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? Every

  33. What are you listening to right now? TV

  34. What was the last thing you ate? TV dinner

  35. Do you wish upon stars? I wish I was upon Angelina Jolie

  36. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Burnt umber

  37. How is the weather right now? I’ll ask it

  38. Favorite soft drink? Pepsi Saspirella

  39. Favorite restaurant? Kung Food (or whatever they call it this week)

  40. Spouse? No thanks, got any brief flings instead?

  41. Hair color? Let’s not bring race into this

  42. Siblings? None until I’m paid back for that bail money

  43. Favorite day of the year? Changes every year

  44. What was your favorite toy as a child? My mom’s last nerve – at least that’s what she always said I was playing on

  45. Summer or Winter? Andy Summers IS a good guitarist, but not as good as Johnny Winter. I’d Spring for Donna Summer all Winter, until I Fall

  46. Hugs or kisses? Different body parts like different things

  47. Coffee or tea? No thanks, do you have Pepsi Saspirella?

  48. Chocolate or vanilla? I’ll try them both in a Saspirella float and letcha know

  49. Do you want your friends to email you back? Why would I want to see pictures of their back?

  50. When was the last time you cried? Cried “wolf” a few years ago, but it turned out to be my dog

  51. What is under your bed? My dog – it’s thundering out

  52. What did you do today? Cleaned under my bed

  53. Favorite smell? A woman’s freshly removed lingerie

  54. What are you afraid of? Granny panties

  55. How many keys on your key ring? Two and a half (gotta replace that broken one)

  56. How many years at your current job? What job? 

  57. Favorite day of the week? Prefer nights

  58. How many towns have you lived in? ‘Pends how you define “living”

  59. Do you make friends easily? ‘Pends how you define “friends”

  60. Who do you think is least likely to respond to this? Someone I didn’t send it to

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