GET TO KNOW ME - THERE, I FINALLY FILLED OUT THIS STUPID EMAIL, SO EVERYONE STOP STOP SENDING IT TO ME..............
What time did you get up this morning? 'Bout noon - daylight is overrated
Diamonds or pearls? 'Pends what you want me to do for 'em
What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sherlock Holmes at the Drive-In, home of the Rat On A Stick
What is your favorite TV show? Rat Patrol
What do you eat for breakfast? Leftover Rat On A Stick
What is your middle name? Allen – do I even know you, or what?!
What food do you dislike? rotten
What is your favorite CD at the moment? BofA has a nice high yield investment option
What kind of car do you drive? Old
What is your favorite sandwich? Fresh
What characteristic do you despise? Depends on which character is manifesting it
Favorite item of clothing? The last piece of clothing a woman removes for me
Favorite piece of jewelry? Captain Marvel decoder ring, or my Twilight Zone watch
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Anywhere but here
What color is your bathroom? Formerly white, currently unspeakable
Favorite brand of clothing? Brand cows, not clothing
Where would you retire to? There
What was your most recent memorable birthday? Don’t remember
Favorite sport to watch? Mosh pits
Furthest place you are sending this? That place past all those other places
Who do you expect to send this back to you first? Someone I sent it to
Favorite saying? By the time people turn 40, they pretty much always have exactly the face they deserve
When is you birthday? Each year on the anniversary of the day I was born
Are you a morning person or night person? Allergic to daylight
What is your shoe size? If the shoe fits, I wear it
Pets? I’ll tell them you asked about them
Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? Pepsi made a Saspirella flavor
What did you want to be when you were little? Big
What are you today? Not so big
What is your favorite candy? Striper nurse
What is your favorite flower? I wouldn’t want to make the other flowers jealous
What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? Every
What are you listening to right now? TV
What was the last thing you ate? TV dinner
Do you wish upon stars? I wish I was upon Angelina Jolie
If you were a crayon what color would you be? Burnt umber
How is the weather right now? I’ll ask it
Favorite soft drink? Pepsi Saspirella
Favorite restaurant? Kung Food (or whatever they call it this week)
Spouse? No thanks, got any brief flings instead?
Hair color? Let’s not bring race into this
Siblings? None until I’m paid back for that bail money
Favorite day of the year? Changes every year
What was your favorite toy as a child? My mom’s last nerve – at least that’s what she always said I was playing on
Summer or Winter? Andy Summers IS a good guitarist, but not as good as Johnny Winter. I’d Spring for Donna Summer all Winter, until I Fall
Hugs or kisses? Different body parts like different things
Coffee or tea? No thanks, do you have Pepsi Saspirella?
Chocolate or vanilla? I’ll try them both in a Saspirella float and letcha know
Do you want your friends to email you back? Why would I want to see pictures of their back?
When was the last time you cried? Cried “wolf” a few years ago, but it turned out to be my dog
What is under your bed? My dog – it’s thundering out
What did you do today? Cleaned under my bed
Favorite smell? A woman’s freshly removed lingerie
What are you afraid of? Granny panties
How many keys on your key ring? Two and a half (gotta replace that broken one)
How many years at your current job? What job?
Favorite day of the week? Prefer nights
How many towns have you lived in? ‘Pends how you define “living”
Do you make friends easily? ‘Pends how you define “friends”
Who do you think is least likely to respond to this? Someone I didn’t send it to
GET TO KNOW ME - THERE, I FINALLY FILLED OUT THIS STUPID EMAIL, SO EVERYONE STOP STOP SENDING IT TO ME..............
What time did you get up this morning? 'Bout noon - daylight is overrated
Diamonds or pearls? 'Pends what you want me to do for 'em
What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sherlock Holmes at the Drive-In, home of the Rat On A Stick
What is your favorite TV show? Rat Patrol
What do you eat for breakfast? Leftover Rat On A Stick
What is your middle name? Allen – do I even know you, or what?!
What food do you dislike? rotten
What is your favorite CD at the moment? BofA has a nice high yield investment option
What kind of car do you drive? Old
What is your favorite sandwich? Fresh
What characteristic do you despise? Depends on which character is manifesting it
Favorite item of clothing? The last piece of clothing a woman removes for me
Favorite piece of jewelry? Captain Marvel decoder ring, or my Twilight Zone watch
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Anywhere but here
What color is your bathroom? Formerly white, currently unspeakable
Favorite brand of clothing? Brand cows, not clothing
Where would you retire to? There
What was your most recent memorable birthday? Don’t remember
Favorite sport to watch? Mosh pits
Furthest place you are sending this? That place past all those other places
Who do you expect to send this back to you first? Someone I sent it to
Favorite saying? By the time people turn 40, they pretty much always have exactly the face they deserve
When is you birthday? Each year on the anniversary of the day I was born
Are you a morning person or night person? Allergic to daylight
What is your shoe size? If the shoe fits, I wear it
Pets? I’ll tell them you asked about them
Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? Pepsi made a Saspirella flavor
What did you want to be when you were little? Big
What are you today? Not so big
What is your favorite candy? Striper nurse
What is your favorite flower? I wouldn’t want to make the other flowers jealous
What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? Every
What are you listening to right now? TV
What was the last thing you ate? TV dinner
Do you wish upon stars? I wish I was upon Angelina Jolie
If you were a crayon what color would you be? Burnt umber
How is the weather right now? I’ll ask it
Favorite soft drink? Pepsi Saspirella
Favorite restaurant? Kung Food (or whatever they call it this week)
Spouse? No thanks, got any brief flings instead?
Hair color? Let’s not bring race into this
Siblings? None until I’m paid back for that bail money
Favorite day of the year? Changes every year
What was your favorite toy as a child? My mom’s last nerve – at least that’s what she always said I was playing on
Summer or Winter? Andy Summers IS a good guitarist, but not as good as Johnny Winter. I’d Spring for Donna Summer all Winter, until I Fall
Hugs or kisses? Different body parts like different things
Coffee or tea? No thanks, do you have Pepsi Saspirella?
Chocolate or vanilla? I’ll try them both in a Saspirella float and letcha know
Do you want your friends to email you back? Why would I want to see pictures of their back?
When was the last time you cried? Cried “wolf” a few years ago, but it turned out to be my dog
What is under your bed? My dog – it’s thundering out
What did you do today? Cleaned under my bed
Favorite smell? A woman’s freshly removed lingerie
What are you afraid of? Granny panties
How many keys on your key ring? Two and a half (gotta replace that broken one)
How many years at your current job? What job?
Favorite day of the week? Prefer nights
How many towns have you lived in? ‘Pends how you define “living”
Do you make friends easily? ‘Pends how you define “friends”
Who do you think is least likely to respond to this? Someone I didn’t send it to