I like the Apple store because they can email you your receipt.
Thats convenient.
Less paper, less crap in my pocket.
Best Buy, on the other hand has a receipt so
long, it doubles as a role of toilet paper.
Everyone gives out computerized receipts, and I can't throw them away.
Here's a receipt for dinner. Here's one from Macy's, smells like perfume.
Here's one from my gym membership...eww
I keep em all. I used to do it for taxes, but I kept getting audited. Apparently the IRS frowns on deducting Dominos delivery as a business meeting. Especially on Saturdays at 1am You could chronicle my life from these...coffee at Starbucks at 5am, breakfast at at 7:00. Holly was the waitress, I tipped 40%..she was really good. Car washed at 2, dinner out at 7:00. Todd was the waiter, tipped 10%. Hey, he was no Holly..
I read where Charlie Sheen used to ask for receipts from his regular hookers.
Thats no surprise...I wonder what they smelled like?
http://youtu.be/8Soj7V7_a50
I like the Apple store because they can email you your receipt.
Thats convenient.
Less paper, less crap in my pocket.
Best Buy, on the other hand has a receipt so
long, it doubles as a role of toilet paper.
Everyone gives out computerized receipts, and I can't throw them away.
Here's a receipt for dinner. Here's one from Macy's, smells like perfume.
Here's one from my gym membership...eww
I keep em all. I used to do it for taxes, but I kept getting audited. Apparently the IRS frowns on deducting Dominos delivery as a business meeting. Especially on Saturdays at 1am You could chronicle my life from these...coffee at Starbucks at 5am, breakfast at at 7:00. Holly was the waitress, I tipped 40%..she was really good. Car washed at 2, dinner out at 7:00. Todd was the waiter, tipped 10%. Hey, he was no Holly..
I read where Charlie Sheen used to ask for receipts from his regular hookers.
Thats no surprise...I wonder what they smelled like?
http://youtu.be/8Soj7V7_a50