If you name a boy Brandon or Carson, they're already gay
Every year we see that list of the most popular baby names. And every year, there is this debate. Do you name your child something exotic to get noticed, or something drab so he can make it through childhood under …
Hitchhiking
I can’t remember the last time I hitchhiked. Probably somewhere between Ted Bundy and John Gacy. There was a time when sticking out your thumb was a legitimate, folksy way to see this country. Even women could do it without …
Receipts
I like the Apple store because they can email you your receipt. Thats convenient. Less paper, less crap in my pocket. Best Buy, on the other hand has a receipt so long, it doubles as a role of toilet paper. …
City of Hell "A"
You know, I have been reading a lot about the problems we have at the border, so I got my passport, went there and wow, it's like a different world. Oh, not Mexico...I meant LA. There's nothing like contrast to …