Kevin Faulconer: "We can't run San Diego's government because we can't stop thinking about Bob Filner's sexual hijinks."

PRESS CONFERENCE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW - "Our taxpayers deserve a City Council that can do its work without having to constantly think and talk about sexy sex sexual sex harrassment, with all its sexy sexiness. MY GOD THERE IS SO MUCH SEX. I can't get anything done. I issue memos about sex. I ask questions about sex. I hold press conferences about sex. Everything I do is about sex. You can kiss your government goodbye, San Diego, until we get this sex out of the way. And when you do kiss your government goodbye, please use tongue. I mean, Bob Filner wants you to use tongue! Sex! Government! The Mayor must resign!"

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Kevin Faulconer: "We can't run San Diego's government because we can't stop thinking about Bob Filner's sexual hijinks."

"Who gives a crap about roads and water and garbage like that when there are groped breasts and tongued throats to be considered?"

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Kevin Faulconer: "We can't run San Diego's government because we can't stop thinking about Bob Filner's sexual hijinks."

"Who gives a crap about roads and water and garbage like that when there are groped breasts and tongued throats to be considered?"

Kevin Faulconer: "We can't run San Diego's government because we can't stop thinking about Bob Filner's sexual hijinks."

"Who gives a crap about roads and water and garbage like that when there are groped breasts and tongued throats to be considered?"

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San Diego's debt to Bob Filner

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Kevin Faulconer: "We can't run San Diego's government because we can't stop thinking about Bob Filner's sexual hijinks."

"Who gives a crap about roads and water and garbage like that when there are groped breasts and tongued throats to be considered?"

Second largest yellowfin tuna caught by rod and reel

Now what can they do with Encinitas unstable cliffs?

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Kevin Faulconer: "We can't run San Diego's government because we can't stop thinking about Bob Filner's sexual hijinks."

"Who gives a crap about roads and water and garbage like that when there are groped breasts and tongued throats to be considered?"

Kevin Faulconer: "We can't run San Diego's government because we can't stop thinking about Bob Filner's sexual hijinks."

"Who gives a crap about roads and water and garbage like that when there are groped breasts and tongued throats to be considered?"

Ruth Lesslie defends decision to let Predator Drone lead 2013 San Diego Veteran's Day Parade

San Diego's debt to Bob Filner

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