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http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/dec/31/37694/
Turner lifts the helmet of QB Philip Rivers and considers it.
NORV
Alas, poor Philip! I coached him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite grins, of most excellent passes: he hath led me to victory a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My headset sparks at it. Here flung those bombs that I called for I know not how oft. Where be your wins now? Your touchdowns? Your runs? Your many interceptions, that were wont to set Qualcomm on a roar? Not one now, to toot your own winning? Quite ball-dropping? Now get you to the Spanos boardroom, and tell him, let him hire Belichek, San Diego will never win; make him smile at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.
HORATIO
What's that, ex-coach?
NORV
Dost thou think Montana looked o' this fashion late-career?
HORATIO
E'en so.
NORV
And stank so? pah! Puts down the helmet.
HORATIO
E'en so, ex-coach.
NORV
To what poor rankings we may descend, Horatio! Why may not fantasy football trace the champion’s rings of Montana, till it find them for sale on eBay?
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/dec/31/37694/
Turner lifts the helmet of QB Philip Rivers and considers it.
NORV
Alas, poor Philip! I coached him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite grins, of most excellent passes: he hath led me to victory a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My headset sparks at it. Here flung those bombs that I called for I know not how oft. Where be your wins now? Your touchdowns? Your runs? Your many interceptions, that were wont to set Qualcomm on a roar? Not one now, to toot your own winning? Quite ball-dropping? Now get you to the Spanos boardroom, and tell him, let him hire Belichek, San Diego will never win; make him smile at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.
HORATIO
What's that, ex-coach?
NORV
Dost thou think Montana looked o' this fashion late-career?
HORATIO
E'en so.
NORV
And stank so? pah! Puts down the helmet.
HORATIO
E'en so, ex-coach.
NORV
To what poor rankings we may descend, Horatio! Why may not fantasy football trace the champion’s rings of Montana, till it find them for sale on eBay?