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http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/aug/16/29757/
No Champagne Spills for Them What Lacks Campaign Skills!
Filner (Bob)
Bobbles Job,
Seeks PR cover
After blaming gay lover
Of GOP pick
For water-gun fight
Last Saturday night.
Says "This city's sick
Of transgressive rags
Owned by, um, jerks
Who run whatever works
To pay the bills
Even if it kills
Fancy goldfish."
Now Dem's Gaffe
Worries Staff -
Who say, "This stinks like old fish!
A serious pol
Asking Jon Hale's role
In hipster squirt-
fest?
This is dirt?"
They ask,
"You jest!
The task
of running
This city
Takes cunning
Not pity
For pond-swimmers!
Our hope dimmers.
Our man's a dope
We can only hope
No switch-vote
Turn-coat
Would in fact
React
That way
No matter what 24% say."
Meanwhile,
In high style
DeMaio
Will cry, "Oh
Come now;
Explain how
This 'Boy Toy
Kills Koi' Ploy
Makes one ioter
Of sense to a voter."
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2012/aug/16/29757/
No Champagne Spills for Them What Lacks Campaign Skills!
Filner (Bob)
Bobbles Job,
Seeks PR cover
After blaming gay lover
Of GOP pick
For water-gun fight
Last Saturday night.
Says "This city's sick
Of transgressive rags
Owned by, um, jerks
Who run whatever works
To pay the bills
Even if it kills
Fancy goldfish."
Now Dem's Gaffe
Worries Staff -
Who say, "This stinks like old fish!
A serious pol
Asking Jon Hale's role
In hipster squirt-
fest?
This is dirt?"
They ask,
"You jest!
The task
of running
This city
Takes cunning
Not pity
For pond-swimmers!
Our hope dimmers.
Our man's a dope
We can only hope
No switch-vote
Turn-coat
Would in fact
React
That way
No matter what 24% say."
Meanwhile,
In high style
DeMaio
Will cry, "Oh
Come now;
Explain how
This 'Boy Toy
Kills Koi' Ploy
Makes one ioter
Of sense to a voter."