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Pond Scum: A Political Poem

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No Champagne Spills for Them What Lacks Campaign Skills!

Filner (Bob)

Bobbles Job,

Seeks PR cover

After blaming gay lover

Of GOP pick

For water-gun fight

Last Saturday night.

Says "This city's sick

Of transgressive rags

Owned by, um, jerks

Who run whatever works

To pay the bills

Even if it kills

Fancy goldfish."

Now Dem's Gaffe

Worries Staff -

Who say, "This stinks like old fish!

A serious pol

Asking Jon Hale's role

In hipster squirt-

fest?

This is dirt?"

They ask,

"You jest!

The task

of running

This city

Takes cunning

Not pity

For pond-swimmers!

Our hope dimmers.

Our man's a dope

We can only hope

No switch-vote

Turn-coat

Would in fact

React

That way

No matter what 24% say."

Meanwhile,

In high style

DeMaio

Will cry, "Oh

Come now;

Explain how

This 'Boy Toy

Kills Koi' Ploy

Makes one ioter

Of sense to a voter."

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No Champagne Spills for Them What Lacks Campaign Skills!

Filner (Bob)

Bobbles Job,

Seeks PR cover

After blaming gay lover

Of GOP pick

For water-gun fight

Last Saturday night.

Says "This city's sick

Of transgressive rags

Owned by, um, jerks

Who run whatever works

To pay the bills

Even if it kills

Fancy goldfish."

Now Dem's Gaffe

Worries Staff -

Who say, "This stinks like old fish!

A serious pol

Asking Jon Hale's role

In hipster squirt-

fest?

This is dirt?"

They ask,

"You jest!

The task

of running

This city

Takes cunning

Not pity

For pond-swimmers!

Our hope dimmers.

Our man's a dope

We can only hope

No switch-vote

Turn-coat

Would in fact

React

That way

No matter what 24% say."

Meanwhile,

In high style

DeMaio

Will cry, "Oh

Come now;

Explain how

This 'Boy Toy

Kills Koi' Ploy

Makes one ioter

Of sense to a voter."

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