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South Park Cat Tales: A Note To Mica About the Great Indoors (#9)
February 28, 2010 A.D.C. What a fine treat to hear from fellow feline bloggers! Mica, it is a joy to make your cat-quaintance. Two Legs read me your introduction and story of the short-lived escape attempt. However, I must point …
South Park Cat Tales: The Nip Trip Re-Posted (#8)
February 24, 2010 A.D.C. First I would like to make a meow-out to all the felines suddenly posting here. It's nice to see the feline-dom represented well. Mica, Mongoose, I only have one question: what took you so long? Maybe …
Old Man Kinda-Winter, Go Away Already
I must admit, moving from Iowa to San Diego was a bit of a culture shock, even though Iowa was simply a 7 year stepping-stone to my impending arrival here. Quick explanation, I lived in Maryland previously to being an …
South Park Cat Tales: The Return (#7)
Meow, my long-lost Uprighters. Though I guess "long-lost" really applies more towards myself and my cat-abouts. I heard through the grapevine that the presence of Two Legs and myself has been requested. Well, meow and you shall receive. I must …
Doomed Because It's So Damn Easy
One of my favorite places to eat in South Park is Hamilton’s Café. Some of the best bar food I’ve had, to be honest, and I’ve even ran a few bar kitchens myself. I’m not saying I’m some kind of …
What Is It, South Park, That Porn Did to You?
I work in the heart of Hillcrest. I don’t mean to say that as if it’s a bad thing but I believe that is probably the best jumping point for this blog. It puts you, the reader, in the place. …
I'm Worried I See My Face In Theirs
When I see them asking for spare change, a part of me briefly gets angry. Some of them, I believe, really are homeless for a justifiable reason but it seems they’re not the ones asking for a handout. All the …
What Is This, a Disney Movie?
Not to elude to a previous post but it all seems to happen while out having a cigarette. It's almost as if the smoke attracts strange events. I'm standing outside of my apartment taking in the fresh air and carcinogens …
South Park Cat Tales: My Wherabouts & a Small Favor (#6)
November 22, 2009 A.D.C. Hello, my fine Uprighters. My apologies for my brief hi-cat-us. I do have reasons for it, though, which I will gladly share with you. First, I have been taking care of Two Legs for a while. …
Ill Postino & Kid Unemployed (The Choose Your Own Adventure Version)
Story: I don't know if any of you have trouble receiving mail on a daily basis, even if just wasted trees littered with advertisements on the faces of them. I'm sure this is a problem in many other places but …
All In Seven Minutes
It always happens when I'm out subtracting seven minutes from my life. I bet if I spent more time staring out my windows I'd be a blogging fiend. Buses running past both sides of my apartment- I live in a …
Just Move On Already
I don't know if any of you have been on Fern/30th starting from at least University heading south but if you have, either in a car or on a bike, you'll know that the lanes are so thin that if …
South Park Cat Tales: The Legend of Toes (#5)
October 27th, 2009 A.D.C. A big meow-out to all my peeps. (Poster's Note: Okay, that's kind of a weird thing for her to say. I wonder who she heard that from.) In my last entry I was asked by a …
South Park Cat Tales: An Encounter With a New Friend (#4)
October 24th, 2009 A.D.C. Tonight I met somecat. I was sitting in the window, watching the Uprighters wander by acting suspiciously giddy and goofy- (Poster's Note: They were drunk.) -and along came this gorgeous strapping tomcat. (Poster's Note: Okay, I …
South Park Cat Tales: The Red Rover (#3)
October 20th, 2009 A.D.C. I'm an easy-going cat, not too finicky a feline. (Poster's Note: Ahem.) Now, I know Two Legs will disagree but he's only human. I forgive him. (Poster's Note: Sigh.) But there is a very distinct difference …
South Park Cat Tales: A Brief Timeline (#2)
October 19, 2009 A.D.C. You'd think being an indoor cat leaves little to talk about in the events department but I'd have to disagree with you. And not just because you're an Uprighter. You can't help that. But I'd disagree …
South Park Cat Tales: #1
Okay, my cat saw me on this site and requested she be able to start a blog, too. I wanted to turn her down, tell her that there are rules and guidelines but then I remembered she knows where and …
Dear Mr. Fantasy
This blog is inspired both by the recent urgings of others for some kind of neighborhood fiction and also the couple that was using the bench outside of my apartment the other night for their escapades Dear Enrique, I know …
This Just In! One Out of Three Ex-Smokers Misses Smoking!
Ok, it has been one silent weekend in South Park Square. I mean, absolutely nothing going on. Highly disappointed. However, I have a trio under the window with their random conversations, which will be touched in shortly, and also about …
Learn It, Love It, Live It
Since it's yet again another quiet evening, I'd like to talk about the parking situation on my little corner. I have a three point presentation. No clue what that means but I heard it once and it sounds pretty tough, …