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Drinks All Around — Bartenders' drink recipes
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Fishing Report — What’s getting hooked from ship and shore
From the Archives — Spotlight on the past
Golden Dreams — Talk of the town
The Gonzo Report — Making the musical scene, or at least reporting from it
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Neighborhood News from Stringers — Hyperlocal news
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Obermeyer — San Diego politics illustrated
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Reading — The hunt for intellectuals
Roam-O-Rama — SoCal's best hiking/biking trails
San Diego Beer — Inside San Diego suds
SD on the QT — Almost factual news
Sheep and Goats — Places of worship
Special Issues — The best of
Street Style — San Diego streets have style
Surf Diego — Real stories from those braving the waves
Theater — On stage in San Diego this week
Tin Fork — Silver spoon alternative
Under the Radar — Matt Potter's undercover work
Unforgettable — Long-ago San Diego
Unreal Estate — San Diego's priciest pads
Your Week — Daily event picks
Errant Drivers Worry Residents in Encinitas
So little happens in Encinitas that five sheriff Deupties arrive for a couple of bent cars. Buh? 1.) "What do you think Mike?" 2.) "Well John, it looks like a some bent cars. Steve, can you confirm?" 3.) "Yep, Stev-O deems these three cars uh-bah-ROken. Gotta love these white people drunk before noon!" 4.) Cliff turns his Oakley festooned head, after staring down an illegal immigrant minding his own business, "What? Three automobiles hit in Encinitas and not one of them is from Germany? Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a kraut car in the ol' 024." 5.) [on the radio] "Yo, it's the other Mike, did some white kid get hit by a car? Cripes, that means Larry Himmel is going to show up. Hold him off bro, I'm at Rico's."— July 3, 2012 12:42 p.m.