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Deion Disses L.T.
Also, I don't think Josh needs you submitting your own version of this article to him. Since this column has been around for several years and he's the one who is invited to these many parties, by people who read it, obviously something is working. Why don't you do your job of crying and whining to those who will listen and leave the writing of this, or any other column to the person who is hired for it.— February 4, 2009 2:39 p.m.
Deion Disses L.T.
It's nice to see that Joel still reads the article, logs on the website and has even brought a new friend along for some comment fun. Or, maybe that friend is who brought him back. Hm, when's the last time we saw Joel? Ah yes, that party write up from September of 08. You know, the one where he was upset that it was written for public eyes that only 8 people were at the party he was at, instead of the 20 he swore were there. That 12 person difference, sucked the Eau de cool right off of him that he had been working on for so long. At least not being able to let go, also means bringing on another reader for the weekly.— February 4, 2009 2:27 p.m.
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Best Question Ever— January 31, 2009 10:29 a.m.
Deion Disses L.T.
I see sweat stains...must have been some hot wings.— January 31, 2009 10:28 a.m.
Correcting People
Anti - yeah, it's true, for some reason it's quite typical for your paper delivery pal to leave you a holiday card, with their address noted inside in case you were wondering where to send their gift. I don't have so much of a problem with it, because I don't think there is a big expectation of receiving anything back and many individuals out there want to send a holiday tip to these people, and so this seems to have been the agreed way to go about doing so. Josh, I believe that the atheist in your story would be just as pissed to receive a "Happy Holidays" card. And, even though the Jew next door got a "Happy Hanukkah" card, they're still pissed because they're appalled anyone would even think of asking for money.— December 23, 2008 11:36 a.m.
Lame Names in Lyrics
Here's the problem. Board says "Rappers are notorious for using a womans name simply because it rhymes. Names that rhyme with 'ho are especially popular." which is BS. You don't hear an over-saturation of names that rhyme with "ho" in hip hop tracks. In fact, I can't really think of more then 5... Sure, the word "ho" in the current popular rap is HUGE, but they're not matching it with women names. They're not matching it with anything clever either. But, stating that female names that rhyme with the word ho are especially popular in rap is actually incorrect.— December 23, 2008 11:23 a.m.
Cinema Valore - Rachel's Getting Married
Don't know if you knew, but one of the guys from TV On The Radio is in this film, and so is Fab Five Freddy...I'm guessing there are others I did not recognize too. Guessing the director is also a big music fan.— December 22, 2008 4:53 p.m.
Lame Names in Lyrics
I knew a guy who when he met a woman with a name in a song, he'd tell her "<insert song name here> is one of my favorite songs by <insert band who did that song here>". You can add that to the lame list. What name in a rap have you heard rhyme with ho?— December 22, 2008 4:36 p.m.
Correcting People
I'll vote for "dumbest letter ever". Anyone who gets their panties in a ruffle over the type of holiday card they receive is a numb nut who probably wouldn't be mailing out a tip anyhow. It's all about the geasture, and anyone who reads further into it then that is an ass.— December 22, 2008 4:28 p.m.
It’s a Convenience Charge, You Oxymoron
"San Diego, however, is one of the few cities where Ticketmaster will still have its teeth in Live Nation’s business throughout 2009." BAHUMBUG.— December 11, 2008 1:05 p.m.