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Lakers Win, State Loses
By the way, "Grammatically Perverted" is a perfect name for a song....maybe even rap. Word.— June 17, 2009 10:37 p.m.
Lakers Win, State Loses
I was at a New Years party in LA for the turning of 96-97. The place hit capacity, people starting passing out from some bad herbal drink someone was handing out and the riot police came out in full force and this was all taking place 15 minutes before midnight. A few friends and I had taken the bus from Venice out to the event which was downtown. Needless to say, we were screwed trying to get back. KooKoo's were running amuck breaking windows, lighting trash cans on fire, tipping over a city bus and smashing an electrical box (which caused power to go out for about a 2 block radius). It was ridiculous, and it was my first month in Cali. Each corner we'd turn, some cops in riot gear would be standing abreast about 15 deep then start charging with sheilds up and bean bag guns out. Who knew bean bags were so painful? Don't think the Lakers did anything special that year, so it must of been a different set of ghetto losers which came out. Some of them even had on moon boots.— June 17, 2009 10:35 p.m.
Yes Blogs
I remember a kid in my high school had a bad trip on LSD and went into shot. He was diabetic, and turns out LSD + Insulin is a big No. Lambert ,Squire, the other Luke Walton....there's no end.— June 17, 2009 10:22 p.m.
Shamrocks and Cotton Patches
Doesn't the fascination of living in a castle fade away after one's 6th birthday? I can't understand what's the draw in buying a home then building some fake castle front/top. All I can come up with is that in some twisted way he thinks it shows how important or "king like" he is. And, it's funny that the same person who preaches meditation, letting go of negativity and so on, needs to flaunt their riches in such an obvious and pathetic way. Embracing Zen, doesn't include flaunting who you are or what you own. Just because you were some little kid who didn't have a lot of money, things, or friends, it still doesn't excuse rockin this behavior today. You're an adult, who obviously has an education, you should know better then this. This is exaclty the same thing that a handful of short guys do, by buying the huge truck they need a step ladder to climb into and bulking up on steroids to show us how big they really are.— April 12, 2009 11:26 a.m.
None
I think it's safe to say that she had a better voice then him. Unless of course, you find the west coast cross breed of Larry David and Woody Allen voice el sexy.— April 5, 2009 5:49 p.m.
Escorts & Engagements
I don't think you'll see MsGrant anymore defending her Hoard in shining armour like we've seen on here many times before. And here she was saying how much she loved big dicks. Well Josh, guess you just weren't a big enough dick for her liking. Being able to discuss things like a rational adult does get a bit tiresome when the posts reach over 150.— March 21, 2009 11:23 p.m.
Men vs. Women in Sports
You know, you've told that raquetball partner story of "black people will vote for black people regardless of Republican or Democrat" 2 or 3 other times in your blogs. Have a problem with beating things into the ground, do we?— March 20, 2009 4:40 p.m.
Escorts & Engagements
Aren't there already 657 real-ality shows on these topics?— March 18, 2009 10:34 a.m.
Punching Women and Shooting Burglars
It seems like the trend in Philadelphia is everyone is getting shot.— March 14, 2009 5:01 p.m.
Going Back to My Old School
I didn't go into my old elementary school, but I was at an event at one not that long ago here in SD. I was floored when I went into the bathroom to see how tiny and short all the stalls and sinks were. I had no clue when I was little that the bathrooms were actually catered to our size, and since I never went back into one after I left, I wasn't aware of this until recently. It's the oddest thing trying to use the bathroom there. Bending legs, squating, leaning, turning...— March 13, 2009 9:19 a.m.