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Moron Proves Theory of Natural Selection
Ringo will go for the warts. When you rip one of those suckers off, it's nothing but a blood bath.— September 18, 2008 4:23 p.m.
Cut Locks, Big Bucks
I wonder what that lady could have got for the little gift Clarence Thomas left on her Coke. About 6 years ago I cut off my hair and donated it to Wigs for Kids....Maybe they're a scam, and my hair's now on eBay with Che's name attached (I have the Che wave, instead of the Elvis curl). My friends mom sells jewelry, she once showed us some earrings she had, that were made of human hair.— September 18, 2008 10:19 a.m.
Bodies in Trunks and Many White Horses
Her name is Summer Lee Many White Horses, her son was James Many White Horses, and both of them, were Native Americans. I hope someone bashes that broads face in.— September 16, 2008 11:53 a.m.
Chargers and Referees
I'm waiting for someone to do the "Elaine" in the endzone. (Seinfeld)— September 16, 2008 11:49 a.m.
That '70s Party
Hardy Har Har.— September 16, 2008 11:42 a.m.
None
I would put money down, that Robert Gomez was kidding. You know, how Latinos do that....— September 16, 2008 11:40 a.m.
Guilty Until Proven Innocent -- The Stealing Art Edition
a2z, you don't know what kind of charitable contributions this couple makes. They could very well be extremely generous to charities with their money. If they have the type of cash to be picking up million dollar pieces here and there, they have the type of cash to make major donation. If they don't have that cash, then that's more reason to rope em' up with the maid in Board's court of law. Bill Gates started his charity foundation with a 126 million dollar fund. So, even though he may buy some fancy things, he also donates a lot of money and time to those who need it.— September 12, 2008 4:33 p.m.
Guilty Until Proven Innocent -- The Stealing Art Edition
Well, why not then rope up the couple, and their whole family too. Screw stealing art. It's all about putting up your own. Below is a excerpt from a few article, all mainly issued around early '05 "Over the last few weeks, Banksy has been taking his street art into major galleries, like the Louvre in Paris and New York's MOMA, the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art, the Brooklyn Museum, and the American Museum of Natural History. His work isn't being accepted into the galleries by the curators; Instead, Banksy is gluing on a fake beard, walking in during normal business hours, and sticking his altered landscape paintings on the gallery walls using only a bit of adhesive tape." "In 2004, Banksy walked into the Louvre in Paris and hung on a wall a picture he had painted resembling the Mona Lisa but with a yellow smiley face. Though the painting was hurriedly removed by the museum staff, it and its counterpart, temporarily on unknown display at the Tate Britain, were described by Banksy as 'shortcuts'. He is quoted as saying: "To actually [have to] go through the process of having a painting selected must be quite boring, It's a lot more fun to go and put your own one up." He also replaced 500 CD covers when Paris Hilton's CD was released with his own version.— September 12, 2008 11:10 a.m.
Into The Desert
Jesus (hey-sus) I speaka Engrish.— September 11, 2008 11:06 p.m.
Into The Desert
I was just curious, do you know that saying someone is "an Ultimate Fighter" is actually incorrect? Of course if you do call a fighter that, everyone would understand what you're talking about and nobody would correct you, so that's why this is an irrelevant question really. But, I was just wondering, because I think a lot of people out there think there is actually something out there called an "Ultimate Fighter".— September 11, 2008 11:23 a.m.