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Party Crashing with the President, Car Crashing with Tiger
How long can it be until the celebrity sex tape comes out? Then we'll find out which of his ethnicities Tiger REALLY takes after.— December 1, 2009 7:53 p.m.
Kick a Kid
Red, you know how they say if you can't recognize the sucker at the poker table, it's you. Is it possible you can't remember the bullies because you were the bully? Just wondering, because I've thought about how I'd like to meet the bullies that tormented me as a kid, but if I did they probably wouldn't even remember what they were like.— December 1, 2009 7:49 p.m.
Party Crashing with the President, Car Crashing with Tiger
I heard Tiger's pet name for her was "the ball washer".— December 1, 2009 7:43 p.m.
Police Shootings and Ninjas
When I read the ninja story originally I visualized him getting impaled through his torso. Are you saying he got impaled in a much more sensitive area? And if so, owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!— December 1, 2009 1:46 a.m.
Party Crashing with the President, Car Crashing with Tiger
Ponzi, does this qualify as a "judicial matter"?— December 1, 2009 1:38 a.m.
Have you had a near-death experience?
In my best Jerry Seinfeld voice: "Why do we drive on the parkway, but park on a drive way?"— December 1, 2009 1:24 a.m.
Stranded
Refried I agree with your sentiments about being human and the world being what we make it, but completely disagree about everything being learned. We are unfortunately mostly monkeys following our impulses most of the time. We give ourselves way to much credit for being thinking creatures. More and more evidence comes out over time linking more and more behaviors we once thought of as choices to our genetics. But the only proof you really need is to go sit and watch the primates at the zoo for a while. It's like watching reality TV.— November 29, 2009 1:11 a.m.
Inconvenient Death
I often wonder, any time I have to drive anywhere, if someone gave a bunch of monkeys cars. 250 accidents the first day it rains supports my theory.— November 29, 2009 12:58 a.m.
Trademark dispute
I know I'm commenting on some ancient story, but I can't resist. I say we let them keep their patches but we run over all their bikes with a dumptruck. Then they can just be a regular gang of criminal losers, and we won't have to suffer permanent hearing loss every time they roar by. God I hate those fags.— November 29, 2009 12:55 a.m.
Inconvenient Death
All of the above?— November 28, 2009 12:46 p.m.