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I think this needs to be filed under "trying to stretch a premise for a column that doesn't really work". How 'bout "what child star has been the biggest flameout?" I suppose River Phoenix and any others that are dead would win, but what about one's that are still alive? I'll start things off by nominating Gary Coleman-what a nutball.— December 12, 2009 5:18 p.m.
Party Crashing with the President, Car Crashing with Tiger
If only Weird Al had shown that much judgment.— December 7, 2009 7:04 p.m.
What Is It, South Park, That Porn Did to You?
Ms. Grant, you must be a milf if this is still such a problem for you. Your husband's a lucky guy.— December 7, 2009 7:02 p.m.
Parachutting Accidents and Sex Changes
Pete your logic sucks. If you want to argue that "ALL other wars fought since 1775 have included other nefarious interests", you might as well include the revolutionary war. Although I hold the values espoused by our founding fathers in high regard, the reality is, these were rich men fighting for the right to get richer without having to be under the thumb of the Monarch. While the Iraq war was an unjustified action that made us look bad in the eyes of the world, Afghanistan was a justified, necessary reaction to terrorism. So don't be such a cynic.— December 7, 2009 6:45 p.m.
Party Crashing with the President, Car Crashing with Tiger
I came up with mine. Joe Rogan would kick your a$$ for stealing material.— December 7, 2009 6:34 p.m.
History 101; via Hollywood!!!
I can tell you from experience that kids have as much trouble paying attention to any video with "educational value" as they do to a book. What's needed is for parents to start caring about what their kids do in school, and holding their kids responsible for their learning and behavior. Kids haven't changed. Parents expectations for their kids have changed.— December 7, 2009 6:27 p.m.
Liver and Mushrooms
But mushrooms can't be bad. They're all natural, man. They're organic. No nasty man-made chemicals. They must be good for you. Right?— December 6, 2009 9:02 a.m.
Criminals Capitalizing on Dead Victims
No honor among thieves.— December 5, 2009 2:46 p.m.
Work Outs, Gumballs, and Game Nazis
I can't believe they didn't think rice was an ethnic food. Does that mean a burrito isn't either?— December 5, 2009 2:35 p.m.
Amy Wallen Will Give You Crickets
Sometimes trying to be a "lady" doesn't pay. You should have approached this like the average guy. First warn her that you're about to put a hole in the ozone layer, and she probably doesn't want to be around for it. If that doesn't do it, challenge her to a "most-vomit-inducing-noise" contest.— December 2, 2009 7:34 p.m.