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Drumming is my Madness
I've got an idea - let's just ban people from the beach. Then it's guaranteed the most violent thing to happen will be a seagull crapping on a seal.— July 22, 2008 3:08 a.m.
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Great use of the Thesaurus. I've been accused of "walking like a tough guy", but I don't do it on purpose. I'm short and stocky and it's just the way I walk. So I suppose I'm somewhere between a swagger and a sway.— July 16, 2008 11:01 p.m.
Jambalaya Jam
Holy crap - I've heard Karaoke that sounded better than that band!— July 16, 2008 10:54 p.m.
More Craziness in the News
Know how I know you're gay? You deleted the email of the top swimsuit photos of all time w/o looking at them after Halle was the first one.— July 2, 2008 3:23 a.m.
What's the first concert you saw?
My first was a free 91x concert, and the opening band was a group called "The Darling Buds". I liked them and bought their CD, but lost it years ago. Anybody remember them? I'd like to get some of their music again.— June 30, 2008 1:48 a.m.
Crowd Control
You are totally right on. I've often wondered if half the people at any particular show even know who's playing. I think they just come to party - which is fine if the music is loud and lends itself to that. But the last two concerts I've been to were more mellow kinds of music, and I had to put up with people talking during the music. IF YOU'RE NOT HERE TO HEAR THE MUSIC, GET THE F**K OUT, BECAUSE I AM!— June 30, 2008 1:35 a.m.
House of Blues Gave Me the Blues
Man you could not be more right about HOB - what a lame venue. After my last two experiences there I may never go back.— June 30, 2008 1:30 a.m.
100 Greatest Stand-Up Comics Ever
George Carlin just died. In his honor I would just like to say.........S***, Piss, F***, C**t, C********r, Motherf***er, and Tits (still can't say 'em).— June 22, 2008 10:45 p.m.
100 Greatest Stand-Up Comics Ever
Another one worth a mention because no one else has is Ron White. A genuinely funny individual.— June 22, 2008 10:11 p.m.
100 Greatest Stand-Up Comics Ever
The problem I have with your takes is this is supposed to be the funniest standups, not the funniest comedians on a sitcom or on SNL. Most of these guys who did other things were able to because they were so good as standups, but that's what they're supposed to be getting rated on here. Steve Martin doesn't get extra credit for "The Jerk" and Tim Allen doesn't get points taken away for that lame show of his (his standup was hilarious). And I understand you not liking Dice, but at his height he would make audiences laugh their asses off. Jim Breuer and Dana Carvey can go, in my opinion, and Jay Mohr and Dave Attel can move up. Don rickles was funny as hell in his prime. Lewis Black is a tired "one trick pony". And you're right about most of these black comedians (Wanda Sykes, Hughley, Bernie Mac, Cedric and Martin Lawrence are all lame) but wrong about Chris Rock - he's legit. And I can't stand Richard Lewis.— June 22, 2008 10:02 p.m.