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We'll Be in the Hudson -- Airplane Landing on Water
You're right. I mixed 'em up.— February 18, 2009 7:43 p.m.
We'll Be in the Hudson -- Airplane Landing on Water
Noah: "I'll be in the whale". Evil Knievel: "I'll be in the canyon". Saddam Hussein: "I'll be hanging around". Dan Aykroyd: "I'll be in Phoebe" (lucky bastard) Feel free to add your own. I'll be in bed.— February 17, 2009 9:45 p.m.
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You need to talk to some older people. All these are too recent. No mention of "To Kill a Mockingbird", or "MASH". or "The Grapes of Wrath"? The list could go on and on. In sci-fi, "The Andromeda Strain", "Soylent Green", or "The Omega Man". Again the list could go on and on.— February 17, 2009 9:32 p.m.
Let's Get Physical -- with Newton-John!
You missed the best part of this story. Newton-John is the former John Vanlandingham. The old guy was a friend of the family, and when John got it chopped off, he changed his name (after the grease star) and they got married. Like a fairy tale, ain't it?— February 16, 2009 11:19 a.m.
Fox on the Run
Lamp? I don't get it. Somebody help me.— February 14, 2009 1:54 p.m.
Late Night Laughs
You people who think Phoenix was serious are idiots. Nobodies that out of it sober. He either was doing a gag or making a point. Maybe he had an argument with the films publicist, who told him he had to go on the show when he said he didn't want to, so he went on and acted like this. It was an act. And it was pretty funny. Kaufman would have been proud.— February 14, 2009 1:51 p.m.
Python Parents Arrested
perfect solution: bring the python to this octuplets house. it'll be able to eat for the next few years.— February 13, 2009 4:09 p.m.
Yet Another Dog Blog
Sounds like Ms Grant NEEDS a real man.— February 9, 2009 1:38 p.m.
Yet Another Dog Blog
"Who hasn't walked into a pet store and saw them sitting in a cage and just fallen in love"? ME! And all other guys with any testosterone flowing through their system. Dogs are not supposed to be cute! Dogs are supposed to be big enough to wrestle around with. Big enough to take little kids abuse with equanimity. Big enough to protect your house. Big enough to run out into the waves after a tennis ball without getting swept out to sea. Big enough to play with other dogs without becoming a doggie-nugget. I understand why women like cute dogs. Their women. Although I say if that's what you like, get a cat. But it's pathetic when women who obviously want to have a kid to love use the dog as a surrogate. And it's even more pathetic when a guy goes down this road. Are you gay? Grow a pair! Get a real dog!— February 8, 2009 9:38 p.m.
Michael Phelps Revisited -- And a Poker Game Bust
if kellog's dropped him, maybe general mills will have him on the box of cereal. perhaps Coco Puffs would work.— February 6, 2009 6:42 p.m.