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over the hump of wednesday
and Thursday is waking up with someone who looked pretty good in the dimly lit and boozy tavern 10 hours ago, but now in the harsh and naked light of morning looks a little less than awful but you give her your phone number anyway because you feel sorry for her and then you usher her out as quickly as possible, trying to remember that as soon as the pain behind your eyes disappear you have to have your phone number changed--and move. Speaking of "hump" day, hump in that context sounds vulgar, but "making love" sounds pretentious. Why can't the simple and very useful word, "f*ck" be accepted and used by society? "Hey, baby, you're looking pretty hot in your apron, I-don't-give-a-sh*t top, and mom jeans while you're making dinner. What do ya say we step into the bedroom and f*ck? Hey, why are you getting so excited? It wasn't an insult, it was a compliment--honest. Take it easy, for Christ's sake, would ya?" Oh, yeah ... THAT's why. Women are too easily offended.— April 22, 2012 3:53 p.m.
the unknown
everyone's a critic but no one's a participant.— April 22, 2012 3:34 p.m.
el cajon blvd & 30th 4/19/2012
That motherfu**er was a pimp!— April 22, 2012 3:27 p.m.
monday's window
so long, varmints!— April 18, 2012 1:24 a.m.
numbers
money is always a welcome sight— April 18, 2012 1:23 a.m.
circles squares
reap the wild wind— April 18, 2012 1:20 a.m.
Peter Paul and uh Mary and Tallsharon!
Have fun and let us know how it went.— April 18, 2012 1:17 a.m.
Please Be Lily's Voice
It's pretty sad when 58-year-old special ed. director's got nothing better to do with his time than kill family pets.— April 18, 2012 1:16 a.m.
City of Escondido Strokes the Rich and Well-Connected
I love our country--but it's going to hell in a hand basket ... I always wanted to say something was going to hell in a hand basket....— April 18, 2012 1:09 a.m.
Bad Thoughts for Bad People
It is a beautiful day, isn't it, nan? Thanks for the perspective.— April 15, 2012 12:45 p.m.