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Ponzi Pawns
I know this column is not the place to say "In all seriousness" but really..."IN ALL FREAKING SERIOUSNESS" you're cutting THIS column!!? This gem of malcontent coming from a world class curmudgeon we all love that San Diego has been proud to call it's own? A cult following is not something to screw with. Reader, if not for Barbarella...you would be dead to me.— February 5, 2009 10:45 a.m.
That's the Holiday Spirit!
Alert! Alert! They're sending Joe the Plumber to cover the situation in Gaza. This is NOT a drill. No cease fire! No cease fire!— January 9, 2009 9:15 a.m.
Hang in There, Baby
WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO? THE MENU SAYS YOU WILL TELL ME. IT SAYS IT! I WON'T LISTEN TO THE OTHERS. TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!! TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!— December 15, 2008 1:52 p.m.
Ollie 2012!
From now on you are "Ollie the Writer". Your new moniker should allow you access to the national media to pronounce your opinions on everything from the economy, Israel, race relations, just not plumbing unfortunately, that's covered. Monikers! The way of the future! Who needs experience, or education, or...oh kill me.— October 28, 2008 8:11 p.m.
The Palin Analogies
Abject plagiarism! You may have hoped none of your readers would have remembered Westbrook Pegler's description of FDR's VP Henry A. Wallace as a syphilitic pustule, but I know well you dusted off that old chestnut.— October 11, 2008 10:36 p.m.
Moron Proves Theory of Natural Selection
I'm amazed you were able to write about Heroes without mentioning Hayden Panettiere's Panatootie. Restraint on your part or has a filthy limerick, haiku or quatrain to her posterior been viscously edited? Hey did you hear the one about Sarah Palin, the Pitbull and the Pig wearing lipstick?— September 18, 2008 8:53 p.m.
John's Jowls
REPORT IT! REPORT IT!— September 16, 2008 8:04 p.m.
John's Jowls
This would only be funnier whispered through a megaphone. I know a guy in Denver who will do it cheap while wearing crappy orange lederhosen with a lion's tail. I'm not making this up people!— September 16, 2008 7:41 p.m.
Ollie Ewok
Sing it Ewok, sing it! Yub nub eee chop yub nub ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene g'noop dock fling oh ah Yah wah eee chop yah wah ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene g'noop dock fling oh ah Coatee chah tu yub nub coatee chah tu yahwah coatee chah tu glowah allay loo ta nuv Glowah!!!!!— August 12, 2008 11:23 a.m.
Go Away, History!
Proud as always to see my name rendered in your html. I wonder if the truck stop we were at in West Virgina was "extreme"? It did have a giant inflatable Gorilla on top of a tent filled with small explosives.— July 11, 2008 8:23 a.m.