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Soccer Mom Part 4 - Cop Shop
# "I'll tell you one thing about soccer right now- we're going to South Africa to watch World Cup." said Tino. "Kenworth isn't going anywhere with you, you f***ing thug!" screamed Amy. "How old are you?" asked Tino. "None of your business, you f***ing perv!" cried Amy. "She's 18 years old, and she's the apple of my eye." said Kenworth, then checking the rear view for his mother's reaction. It was suspicious. "Amy's my girl, and I think I'm in love." added Kenworth. "Show me some ID. Show me you're of age." said Tino to Amy. "She is." said Kenworth. "How old are you?" asked Tino to Kenworth. "I'm seventeen years young, what's it to you?" "I'm checking on the situation. Your girlfriend is too old for you. You suppose to be age compatible." The Soccer Mom glared at her son in the rear view mirror. Amy was difficult anyway, when she wanted to be. Stephanie Clifton would have none of that. "Physician, heal thyself." said Kenworth, rolling his eyes. Just then, they rolled up to the pad, on Ascot Street, on the East Side of San Diego. Tino jumped out, and said "Pibes (kids), you going to respect me, because otherwise, I won't take you to South Africa." "Tino, shut your mouth, its not up to you." said the Soccer Mom. "Why not? I got the credit card." "Amy is not going." said Stephanie Clifton, thinking how nice it was to have the upper hand on this young lady that had smart mouthed her not twenty minutes ago. "I can't leave Kenworth. I'm in love!" cried Amy, on cue." "If your of age, you're in. But!-" said Tino. "But what?" said Kenworth. "You must gain permission from her parents. No exceptions. Do it." said Tino. Aventura - 'Por Un Segundo' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHLVjriwzFg Stephanie Clifton ended up having a nice conversation with Amy's parents. She was in. In the Soccer Moms pad, Tino was intrigued to see Kenworth's room. On his door was a poster of Barack Obama. Everyone walked into Kenworth's room. "Pack, and make it fast." said the Soccer Mom. Tino looked around in awe. On the back wall was a mural, with Landon Donovan and Cuahtehmoc Blanco, facing each other- and a slogan across the top:'Beat Mexico'. All around the room were small test tubes in racks, filled with water samples. Kenworth Clifton was a scientist in his own right- and don't ever call him Sheldon. Soda Stereo - 'In the The Furious City': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Of8KDaUrdM— October 13, 2010 12:10 a.m.
Soccer Mom Part 4 - Cop Shop
Beck - Hot wax - Lyrics and video - It takes a backwash man to sing a backwash soul Like a frying pan when the fire's gone Driving my pig while the band's taking pictures in the grass Of my radio smash And I like pianos in the evening sun Dragging my heels 'til my day is done Saturday night in the Captain's clothes Tender horns blowing when my jewelry froze Yo soy un disco quebrado Yo tengo chicle en mi cerebro I can't believe my way back when My Cadillac pants going much too fast Karaoke weekend at the suicide shack Community service and I'm still the mack Shocked my finger spicing my hand I been spreading disease all across the land Beautiful air-conditioned sitting in the kitchen Wishing I was living like a hit man Face down in the guarantees Jaundiced honchos getting busy with me Because I get down I get down I get down all the way Yo soy un disco quebrado Yo tengo chicle en mi cerebro Sawdust songs of the plaid bartenders Western Unions of the country westerns Silver foxes looking for romance In the chain smoke Kansas flashdance ass pants And you got the hotwax residues You never lose in your razor blade shoes Stealing pesos out of my brain Hazard signs down the Alamo lanes Radar systems piercing the souls You never get caught with the wax so rotten All my days I got the grizzly words Hijacked flavors that I'm flipping like birds Yo soy un disco quebrado Yo tengo chicle en mi cerebro Who are you? I'm the enchanting wizard of rhythm Why did you come here? [Girl:] "Who are you?" [Man:] "I'm the enchanting wizard of rhythm." [Girl:] "Why did you come here?" [Man:] "I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpqTFCGpOFo— October 12, 2010 11:57 p.m.
Soccer Mom Part 4 - Cop Shop
# Kenworth jumped down, sprinted full speed toward his mom, went down on his knees and slid, into a nice 360 that was his patented celebration. Tino was filming everything, went to the soccer mom, as Kenworth leapt up and embraced her. "Mom, did you see that?" Kenworth exclaimed. "Yes! It was incredible!" said Stephanie Clifton, hugging her child tighter. Now the losing gangsters had come to their financial senses, and were rushing toward the sidelines, toward Kenworth, yelling some crap or other about off sides, which was ridiculous, but thats soccer for you. Tino pulled out a pistol and began firing into the air, as he rushed toward Kenworth and the soccer mom. "Aaaagghhh!" screamed Amy, whooshing back and forth in an attempt to defuse the situation. A gangster went to draw his piece and Tino clubbed him over the head with the muzzle of his pistol, then side kicked him so hard he went into the air and landed flat on his face. "We leaving, games over, soccer riot! Beckham assho&es, Beckham all the way!" yelled Tino, as he herded Stephaine and Amy and Kenworth away from the field of play. He made it fast. Next thing you know, they were in Stephanies Dodge caravan, peeling out, just as the cops were lighting up their sirens. Es Legenda- David Beckham in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsHmVsHsZTY By diegonomics 6:58 p.m., May 16, 2010 > Report it # The Soccer Mom was driving. Tino was crouched in the rear of the Dodge minivan, peeking out the back window, and with his ears peeled for the sound of a police helicopter. Kenworth Clifton and his super smart, super beautiful girlfriend Amy were in the backseat. They weren't saying much at the moment as Stephanie Clifton drove fast. "Go to the airport! Go straight to the airport!" said Tino. "Shut up. Come and sit down. Put your seatbelt on." said Stephanie. "Mom?" said Kenworth. "Yes, honey?" "Who is this dude?" "He's a friend of mine." said the Soccer Mom, looking at Kenworth in the rear view mirror. Amy exploded: "He's a hired killer from Tijuana! The CIA sent him! Oh my God! Oh my God!" "Darling, be quiet. Kenny, do you know this young lady?" "Amy's my girlfriend, Mom. You just never met her because you're never around." "That's enough. Tino is from Cordoba, Argentina. Tino, introduce yourself." "Hello." said Tino, now in the front passenger seat, turning around to look at the youngsters. "Hi." said Kenworth, then Amy scrunched her face at him and hugged Kenworth. "That was a sensational goal, boy. I got it all on video." "So you're from Argentina, then you know soccer?" said Kenworth. Tino Escudero just looked at Kenworth. The Soccer Mom turned up the radio: Beck - Hotwax - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpqTFC...>— October 12, 2010 3:12 p.m.
Pastor Craig Gross and XXX Star Ron Jeremy Argue Porn
Mindy, Read your comment, and recall that one porno starlet in said in a porno mag I was reading, when I was on crystal, that Ron Jeremy likes to hit the girls he copulates with, but she told him no, and then he was a puppy. True story.— October 12, 2010 12:34 p.m.
Pastor Craig Gross and XXX Star Ron Jeremy Argue Porn
I saw this story covered on channel 6 news, and thought to myself ´Ron Jeremy certainly appears to heve stolen the show.´ How emasculating is that, for a Christian? What I think about porn is this I just loved the hell out of pornography when I was tweaking on crystal methedrine. Couldnt get enough of it, and I set some masturbation records while using crystal and watching porn. I had to leave the crystal alone, to save my soul, not my life. And when the crystal went, so did the porn. True story. Now I love to drink, but as far as porn goes, I´m like the famous statistic about hotel porn viewers, which claims that the average pay per view porn order in hotel rooms is a little over five minutes. Get your nut and click, turn it off. I know there are alot of serious porno addicts out there, and they arent even on drugs. What happens is, it takes something a little more freaky every time to fascinate. For example, I read where a porn star was talking about positions, and referred to one where he would hump the female with his foot on her head. I think part of the fascination with porn is that a man says to himself look at her, shes letting herself be filmed, something thats supposed to be so intimate, and anyone can see. Theres an element of satisfaction in that, for guys that arent exactly getting what they want in their sex life. Porn demeans women, in my view. How you treat your women says alot about a man. Its said that 10% of the men are getting 90% of the sex. I think its essentially true. Women are into porn, I think, because its a turn on, and women are sexually repressed. I think they are as horny as men, if not more, but they have to hide it, or at least they choose to hide it. I remember in my life two occasions when I kissed women and it was so good, I mean so good, that there is no way it could be captured on film. I note that in porn, kissing is rarely seen, and prostitutes dont want to kiss. The point Im making is that when you´re with the right woman, and shes with the right man, it gets alot better than porno sex. ALOT better. Theres something animalistic about porn, like with orgies. Sometimes, peopole will do something scandalous, and then never do it again, its out of their system. The prevalence of pornography on the internet is a poor influence on children and young people, who access it. What pornographers provide, I speculate, is a way for a horny mind to create a template of doing something dirty, without actually doing it, but it doesnt work. These days, people see it on porn, and are out doing it the next day, if they can. I doubt any of these points were made in the debate. I wouldnt want any of my loved ones watching porn at a young age, participating in the making of pornography at any age, or condoning pornography in public, much less in a church.— October 12, 2010 12:29 p.m.
Southwestern Suitors
RF, Ha, that is such a funny post, sugar muffin! Dude, you are funny and erudite.— August 12, 2010 9:43 p.m.
Russian boars let loose on Capitan Grande Indian Reservation
Ms Grant, Thats a beautiful poem. Heres the new installment of 'Soccer Mom' at myspace.com/diegonomics: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blo…— August 10, 2010 11:54 a.m.
Craic Addicts
Diva: Your wish is my command. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEP_dPN3Haw— August 4, 2010 5:49 p.m.
Craic Addicts
"Will you help him change the world....?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTFD1C4tVIg In Little Italy, at the British Pub, Evan Will leaped up and shouted "Three cheers for the president! Hip Hip!" "Hooray!" cried the patrons. "Hip hip!" "Hooray!" "HIP HIP." "HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The senior Englishman in his company stood. His younger compatriot stood: "Hail to the Chief!" "Hail! Hail!" screamed the younger Englishman, at attention, eyeballs practically bursting out of his head. The bar patrons were intrigued, to say the least. The senior Englishman's cell phone rang. He answered "Yes?....He's done what now?....Called in the local constabulary, has he?.....Had Tony Smarts arrested, has he?...And who are you, precisely? Pierre?.... Yes, actually, he's sitting right across the table from me, even as we speak... Evan, do you know a fellow named Pierre?" "Yeah, yeah, I do." said Evan, gesturing, hand me the phone. "What, man?....You're kidding me....Okay." Evan hung up the phone, and said "Tony Smarts is the thug you got to bait me, right?" "One and the same." "Tim Versace got him arrested." "Yes, Pierre acquainted me with the account." "Who is Tony Smarts, exactly?" asked Evan Will. The younger Englishman said "From Chicago, if truth be known. Not an irrefutable chap in the light of day, but you wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley, if you take my meaning." THUMP The other Englishman kicked him in his shin, very hard, and said "What's with the loose talk, eh?"— August 4, 2010 3:35 p.m.
One Terrific Pig
The Royal Marines walked into the English pub in Little Italy, with Evan Will. One of them patted the bar with the palm of his hand, and said "Proprietor, three pints up top." "Of what?" "Of a strong Guinness Ale, black as night, and poured long and slow. And some fish and chips behind that, if you please." Eazy E - Dope Man - Lyrics and Song Lyrics - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FjLJqPc_Yk&featur… Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FjLJqPc_Yk&featur…— August 3, 2010 7:43 p.m.