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Engineering
Nan pecked: "..my early retirement has freed me to to become a ~*~ take a deep breath~*~ circular citizen again." Is that just a fancy way of saying you're getting fat? *ducks* http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestor… :)— October 25, 2010 8:07 p.m.
Engineering
LOL. LOVE this. :)— October 25, 2010 10:17 a.m.
San Diego’s pension fund expects to earn 7.75 percent a year
LOL @ Grantie in #99. And a century snarf to boot. Woot!— October 20, 2010 6:58 p.m.
The Unbearable Lightness of Bee-ing
Aw, this is sweet, Grantie. Well written and a nice read. The little buggers got lucky when they picked you for a host. Your black thumb turned out to be a good thing after all. :)— October 20, 2010 6:49 p.m.
Haiku - A - Day
All this rain dampens my best of good intentions and makes my back hurt. :( :( :( What's up with this crap? I drove down in a U-Haul. Now I need an ark. ;) ;) ;) Maybe a rainbow will bring me some better luck for a pleasant change. :) :) :) Today at Denny's, waitress tried to convince me I should wait tables. ? ? ? ? ? Then an L.A. friend said the same crazyass thing and to do standup. ?! ?! ?! ?! ?! Have I come this far and gotten this bloody old for L.A. cliches? :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ I suppose that it would make interesting blogs from my cardboard box. ! ! ! ! !— October 20, 2010 12:12 a.m.
Haiku - A - Day
Dr. Peanut's turf Is something I should not touch She's more qualified :) :) :)— October 18, 2010 8:50 a.m.
Haiku - A - Day
I am really bummed My Bueller days are over Being grown up sucks :( :( :( I must get a job I have no Sugar Daddy To support my ass :( :( :( San Diego's fun If you don't run out of cash And end up homeless ! ! ! I cannot be poor Too scary without makeup I'm high maintenance :) :) :) How is it that I Get paid to be a smartass This is the question ? ? ? Shameless job seeking In the form of e-haiku Surely bad karma ? ? ? Hire me anyway You will not regret it long You'll get used to me :) :) :)— October 17, 2010 8:31 p.m.
The Village Pig
Carnitas is so adorable. What a sweet little ambassador he is. In his honor, I'm going to feel even more guilty the next time I eat bacon. ;)— October 17, 2010 10:19 a.m.
Haiku - A - Day
Roommates are a pain Shooting them should be legal Sadly it is not. :) :) :) :) Morons should not breed It clutters up the gene pool with politicians. :) :) :) :) My mother is mad A house fell on her sister An old joke, but good. :) :) :) :) Cats have good ideas Sleep, eat, bathe, sleep, eat, bathe, sleep Screw your "ambition." :) :) :) :)— October 16, 2010 11:58 p.m.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Jay, why the heck don't they just give you this lazy twerp's job? Oh wait. I know. It's that "life's not fair" thing again. :)— October 16, 2010 11:07 p.m.