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Desperate and broke, Clutch turned to a career in bondage porn, but was eventually sidelined …
"Kuppling Cargo" made a big hit with German audiences.
Collagen-lipped cutie Lisa Rinna produced an audition reel for a proposed reboot, but studios weren't …
"Un Clutch Andalou": a young Cargo auditioned for the role that eventually went to Pierre …
This rare outtake shows zany prankster Clutch pulling the old wax lips gag on Clark …
Beetlejuice Cargo says, "Me? Heh-heh. I got a paddle-tongue, pal. I Synchro-Vox a hundred times …
"Aw, shucks, Bob. Minnie's my girl!"
