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re: #10: Wheeeeeeeee I'm whizzing down the freeway, with rain tap tapping on the windshield, and... Internet! Feeling like that guy on the commercial who ignores the major historical events unrolling around him, because "I've found the Internet!" Ooohh, pretty hills with giant tortoise-shaped rocks, and that lavender-green scrub that immediately identifies a So-Cal landscape. Yes, folks, I am appreciating freeway-lining scrub. Because I really needed to get out. ;) re:#11,12: Aside: I do believe that if I had a daughter, I would name her Natalynn! What a gorgeous name, combining two classics in a way that just rolls off the tongue. You have such a knack for these gentle little brush strokes, nan. A poet after me own heart. So Nanser, you are gonna trip-flip over Donna Haraway's stuff, if you get hold of any of it. I recommend Simians, Cyborgs, and Women to start, then the book linked below (Simians also accessible from the link). It really sounds like your stuff could be read seriously through the lens of Haraway's work... I have an idea: I could brush up on the postmod cyborg/women critical feminist theories, read your book, then write a review to help introduce it. I could post the review here at the Reader as a blog, and that is something you could give publishers in hard copy, too. Would not offer if I weren't totally willing to do it--have one project to finish in the next couple of weeks, then am relatively free ;) http://www.keenzo.com/showproduct.asp?ID=2201205
— February 6, 2010 3:52 p.m.

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How the f*** are you going to sit there and tell me what I've heard Natives say and what they haven't said? No way really to call your bluff, but your constant claim that San Diegans run around referring-- in common parlance--to their city as "America's Finest" is rather suspect to those of us who are natives, or have lived a large portion of our lives here--and I can honestly say I have NEVER heard anyone, I repeat: anyone, do this in common parlance. If you aren't lying, then here's my alternate theory. It gets a little technical, so read carefully: You live where there is some signage with this phrase on it, or you just tend to notice city signage wherever you go. It gets stored in that great lumpen mass you call a cerebellum, and tends to "clot" just as red blood cells do, in the brain. So when clot breaks free, it causes Pete to go into a kind of "fit," in which he paws the ground with quickening hoofs, until he revvs up enough energy to scoot over to the keyboard and inform Reader readers that yet again, "people" have been daring to refer to San Diego as "America's Finest" again. The only other possible theory? Pete has developed voices in his head, and they are all native "San Diegans," crowding and whispering in corners of his mind. Every now and then, maybe every 45 minutes, when Pete is out walking, he stops and accosts a passerby, shouting: "What did you say?!!!!" "Nothing" says the puzzled pedestrian. "Yes! Yes you did! You said "America's Finest!" "No sir, I didn't say that. I ...didn't say a word." The pedestrian is fast backing away now, and breaks into a full run, looking over his shoulder to make sure Pete is not lumbering after him. Pete continues walking, looking into the blank horizon, and mumbling, "godamn San Diegans, and their chargeless, and their "finest." I'll show them who's FINEST!" Pete casts a glance round for cops and sees none, and relieves himself against the corner of a 7-11. "Take THAT! THAT's what I think of YOUR FINEST!" Zipping up, Pete is suddenly happier. As he walks home, there is an actual spring in his step!
— February 5, 2010 2:41 p.m.

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