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The Hare Krishna Late Nite Critical Reality Krush
CM reminds me of a nerdy version of Hell's Angels.— February 28, 2010 1:58 p.m.
A Little Love for TJ
Trig Palin is the new retard. Instead of saying retard or retarded, I'll just refer to Trig Palin. :-D Thought it was pretty obvious, SD.— February 28, 2010 1:22 a.m.
Watch Me Fall
Eh. Too collegey for my musical tastes. "It Ain't Gonna Save Me" was the better of the two though.— February 28, 2010 12:26 a.m.
Weeping for Coco
As much as I sympathize with animal lovers about abused animals and being a hunter and hater of PETA, this is the slippery slope that was discussed around many a table when Megan's Law was enacted. Megan's Law is a good thing but just like this law is good natured, is it going to solve anything? Doubtful. I don't want a (insert person's name here) Law for every crime that's broken. I'm on the fence on this one and leaning towards not supporting it.— February 28, 2010 12:16 a.m.
A Little Love for TJ
For some reason, the way this poem is spaced makes my computer Trig Palin...— February 28, 2010 12:10 a.m.
Get To Know Me (and stop sending those goofy questionnaires)
31.What is your favorite flower? Black roses. 32.What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? July 4th. 33.What are you listening to right now? Law & Order on USA. 34.What was the last thing you ate? An orange cream bar. 35.Do you wish upon stars? I hate celebrities. I wish they'd all die. 36.If you were a crayon what color would you be? The Deadhead psychedelic color. 37.How is the weather right now? Clear and humid. Still waiting on that Chilean tsunami to hit the coast. 38.Favorite soft drink? Coca-cola 39.Favorite restaurant? One that's open. 40.Spouse? F*** no! 41.Hair color? And look like a complete douchebag? No thanks. 42.Siblings? An older sister. 43.Favorite day of the year? My birthday because I get free s***. 44.What was your favorite toy as a child? Myself. :-D 45.Summer or Winter? Since the weather out here is about as exciting as a day with Trig Palin, I'll go with both. 46.Hugs or kisses? Kisses but the mint hugs are pretty good as well. 47.Coffee or tea? Black Jack. 48.Chocolate or vanilla? Mint. 49.Do you want your friends to email you back? If they wish. Phone calls and visits are cool as well but I'm not holding a gun to anyone's head. 50.When was the last time you cried? When I made it to the store 5 minutes before last call with a great buzz goin' and my debit card was declined for no reason. 51.What is under your bed? A small glue trap. 52.What did you do today? Awoke, smoked a cigarette, dicked around the computer, had two cups of coffee, farted 4 times, took a shower, contemplated jerking off, shaved, got dressed, smoked a cigarette, unloaded the groceries for my roommate, went to Burger King, smoked a cigarette, farted again, dicked around on the computer, watched it rain, watched and waited for the Chilean tsunami to arrive in Hawai'i, farted twice, dicked around on the computer, grilled hamburgers for dinner, did the dishes, smoked, farted again, smoked again, took out the trash, watched it rain, waited for the Chilean tsunami to arrive in Japan, smoked, watched 3 episodes of Miami Vice, smoked, filled out a really random questionnaire, jerked off, smoked and went to bed. 53.Favorite smell? Baby powder. 54.What are you afraid of? Nothing. 55.How many keys on your key ring? 8 56.How many years at your current job? I'm currently self-employed. 57.Favorite day of the week? Saturday's alright for fighting. 58.How many towns have you lived in? More than 50. 59.Do you make friends easily? Unfortunetely, I have that "sucker" look. 60.Who do you think is least likely to respond to this? Tiger Woods.— February 27, 2010 11:58 p.m.
Get To Know Me (and stop sending those goofy questionnaires)
1.What time did you get up this morning? 10:30. 2.Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds are easier to fence. 3.What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Miami Vice. 4.What is your favorite TV show? Miami Vice. 5.What do you eat for breakfast? A double Whopper-no tomato, 1/2 a medium fry and a 2 medium Dr.Peppers. 6.What is your middle name? Donald. 7.What food do you dislike? Hungarian goulash. 8.What is your favorite CD at the moment? CD? What's that? I still listen to vinyl. 9.What kind of car do you drive? Seeing as I don't have a state-issued, tax theiving piece of plastic issued to me from any government nanny agency and I'm a Go Big or Go Home kind of guy, anything I can steal as long as it isn't a stick shift. 10.What is your favorite sandwich? Gyro. 11.What characteristic do you despise? Characteristic? WTF is that? Speak English! 12.Favorite item of clothing? My duster. 13.Favorite piece of jewelry? My grandfathers diamond ring. 14.If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Home. 15.What color is your bathroom? White. 16.Favorite brand of clothing? FOTL 17.Where would you retire to? Chicago. 18.What was your most recent memorable birthday? My 21st. I bought two kegs of beer, invited about 50 friends, had my beer spiked with a hit of acid, went home and freaked out, kicked in the brand new kitchen cabinets my father had just installed that day, was punched in the face by him, arrested, pepper sprayed and spent the night away from the general population in the drunk tank. 19.Favorite sport to watch? Football. 20.Furthest place you are sending this? Mars. 21.Who do you expect to send this back to you first? Martians. 22.Favorite saying? That what does not kill me, makes me that much stronger. 23.When is you birthday? January 30, 1976 @ 6:14am. 24.Are you a morning person or night person? Nocturnal vampire. 25.What is your shoe size? 9 1/2. 26.Pets? My GF. 27.Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? I caught a rat in a glue trap today but couldn't find the heart to kill it so I just threw it away. It's probably still trying to get free in the dumpster right now. 28.What did you want to be when you were little? A door-to-door Fuller Brush salesman. 29.What are you today? A rebel. 30.What is your favorite candy? Skor bars.— February 27, 2010 11:58 p.m.
Epic Beard Man
LOL, AG!— February 27, 2010 11:12 p.m.
Epic Beard Man
And Sandy Eggo thinks it's tough! Hmph! Both of these incidents are going to become commonplace. Blacks feel tough because of Obama and people are robbing one another because of Bush. I just loved this:"He added, "My son is dead. I want somebody to pay for this."" Really? You want the guy your son robbed to pay for killing the piece of s***? This guy's father HAS to be a Democrat.— February 27, 2010 6:40 p.m.
Epic Beard Man
If anything, this just proves that we have alot of things to do to improve race relations. Then again, I don't think things are going to improve anytime soon...— February 27, 2010 11:12 a.m.