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"It gives us those nice bright colors..."
Who's the real crazy person here, man?
In the sports section of the same paper: BILLS LOSE NINTH.
"I mean, we could show you how, but then we'd have to kill you."
Don't you see? IT'S ALL CONNECTED!
"The punk kid doesn't even smoke a pipe!"
The guy in Se7en was more of a scrapbooker, really.
*YAWN*
Hey there, Chernobyl pig! Bet you wish there'd been a radiation-eating bug around in your …
"Our bad reviews and pointed criticisms are useless against it!"
Monster battles!
"Godzilla" is actually a Hanna-Barbarian word that means "terrible lizard movie."
First Google Image result for "Easiest job in the world."
"Family is all that matters. Well, that and uncovering foreign conspiracies."
Embiggened!
A peek behind the curtain!
Tom in Xmas Without China
Marsh-reed building from Marshland Dreams
Jeremy's on the Hill
Still from Slomo
