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Parachutting Accidents and Sex Changes
"No, not that it was her husbands and she must’ve grabbed the wrong one before leaving the cabin. She went in a bizarre direction. She claimed to be in the middle of a sex change. " Amateur mistake. This is like calling in sick to work and making a big show of SOUNDING sick. This must be the poor girl's first ever con. Everyone knows that you pull off a good con by keeping it simple and knowing when to play the fool and walk away BEFORE you get caught. She'll do better next time.— December 7, 2009 11:13 a.m.
What Is It, South Park, That Porn Did to You?
Pervireverie: getting lost in unexpected (though seldom unpleasant) lascivious daydreams involving hot strangers. Harmless behavior best indulged ;) I wonder, most of the time, why there are still porn shops at ALL in the era of free, cheap, interwebs porn straight to your living room (or wherever you do your self-gratification--not my bidness, yo!) Why buy the cow, you know? I can see the function of the porn shop as cruising site, which seems to still hold some relevance in the various marginalized sexual communities of twenty-first century America. But when you can get your toys and porn online for cheaper without leaving the house and interrupting the spank sesh, why do porn stores still exist?— December 7, 2009 11:08 a.m.
I'm Worried I See My Face In Theirs
Adam's the man, he'll pull through like a champ!— December 5, 2009 6 p.m.
But Now, The Truth Is Out!
ABS is also for "Antilock Braking System," which many of us purists think is no fun at all. I agree that the Slammer Hammer should be smashed all to s***, "London Calling" style. Does this also count as "creative destruction," Gringo? Stupid ' gets all confusey looking late at night and jammed in with all the extraneous coding. Fixed as of three minutes from now.— December 4, 2009 7:37 a.m.
Something Like Flowers
TripHop Must have list: Massive Attack, Portishead, Tricky, Sneaker Pimps, Thievery Corporation (especially older)— December 2, 2009 9:08 p.m.
Committing Crimes with Kids in Tow
The ultimate embarrassment is getting pulled over while your kid is driving your drunken body around and just ROCKING out some Hannah Montana. Good luck explaining that to the judge.— December 2, 2009 3:56 p.m.
Something Like Flowers
^ Maxinquaye is the TRUTH!— December 2, 2009 2:27 p.m.
Committing Crimes with Kids in Tow
Best American Short Stories 2007 (at least, I'm pretty sure it was aught-seven) featured a story in which the drunken dad made the middle school aged daughter drive his car when he was to smashed to do so. Naturally, this did not end well.— December 2, 2009 12:47 p.m.
Something Like Flowers
AG culls the best of it in two sentences. Never heard that Live tune before, wicked cool. A little departure from "Lightning Crashes!"— December 2, 2009 2:43 a.m.
Kick a Kid
RE #3: Josh gets the point of "Kick the Witch" in one--although, it's vital that you only kick the cute, goth girls because you have no other means of flirting. I'm always astonished by how young men, my former self notwithstanding, think that picking on girls is a good way to get them to like you.— December 2, 2009 2:39 a.m.