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neighborhoods/otay-mesa -- Otay Mesa

Okay, now I'm just being a hard head. Ma que cosa! Questi regatzo tene la testa dura. 'Dats a little Italian to spice up the beginning of another fruitless and audience free post. The proverbial tree has fallen in the Otay Mesa forest and I guess there's no one there to hear it. I mean the silence of course. I can see it now. "After countless blog postings spread throughout 15 years, a frustrated Otay Mesa man was found dead today the victim of a simian murder plot. According to sources, the afforementioned man had a menagerie of Wild Baboons ingeniously smuggled into the country through countless airports in the U.S. Various recent videos released by Homeland Security show the man walking through airport terminals with what was recently determined to be completely hairless,(obviously shaved) Baboons which resembled tiny old men in three piece and smartly tailored suits. He can be seen walking hand in hand with the baboons to awaiting taxis. Police won't confirm but this reporter's sources indicate that baboons don't appreciate being shaved hairless, and have been known to prefer t-shirts shorts and flip flops. In an apparent plot to escape the mans domicile, attempts were made by the baboons to shave the man and something went wrong. The simple fact that baboons do have thumbs was superseded by the fact that they aren't known for their common sense or shaving abilities. Close relatives to the deceased mentioned that the man was frustrated that nobody paid attention to his blog entries and that he was working on a plan to leave the planet via the USPS. Apparently postage was a problem. Despondent and driven to wearing nothing but old and soiled Green Lantern underoos and white Nike Airs the man could often be found wandering throughout Otay Mesa asking strangers, "Did you read my post today?" The San Diego Zoo was reached for comment but the Baboons still refuse to give formal statements due to their lack of language skills. Conjugating verbs proved too much for the baboons which at present are in the middle of an apparent hunger strike. They hate bananas opting for and often requesting "Burgers." Reports are dicey but, the man was working on an unofficial Kim and Kanye biography." Think that'll do the job? I can't see the forest for the trees.
— July 1, 2013 1:52 p.m.

Senate immigration bill strengthens green card financing

Maybe my problem is that everything is either black or white to me. The senate came to an amazing agreement and a historical one at that. That guy who can't even pronounce his name correctly has already dismissed the bill, drawn party lines and has begun a campaign of half truths and mostly misdirected hostility towards our president. Now I'm about to piss off alot of people but lets get down to brass tacks. Its all subconsciously driven racism. I know it, I hear it everyday on the street. But the ignorance that is racism does not allow the racist to see it for what it is. The face of illegal aliens is not the student from the UK who has overstayed his visa and is working illegally. Its simply LATINOS. We're everywhere. We mow your lawns, we cook your food at your favorite restaurants and we also pick your vegetables and fruit under deplorable conditions. And yet some subscribe to the notion that we're stealing your jobs. Bullpucky! The path to citizenship for the undocumented is going to take 13 years for the person. Thats a long time! And yes, I do think it is fair. So we compromised and attempted to assuage the fear and offered a military type surge for the border. But guess what, congress is going to be what it has been. Working for everyone else but their constituencies. The masses have got to see this for what it is and act appropriately come the next election. We've been divided by our own ignorance and our special interest driven congress. But go ahead congress, if this is what you call courting the latino vote, keep them blinders on. Just don't be surprised when the ride is over. Nos vemos muchachos.
— June 29, 2013 12:49 p.m.

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