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Death on the Border
Radical Uterus announced her candidacy for president last month on the blog. Grand Old Dick was livid. He consulted the Guide to Controlling C*nts and found that the top three strategies for controlling cnt*ts were money, love and children. Radical Uterus is not in need of money, she now knows how to love herself and she is pro-choice. Hence Radical Uterus is uncorruptable, for a cu*t. She is the perfect leader.— July 12, 2011 12:25 p.m.
Cat Cash Fever
That makes sense. Create a new bureaucracy to collect money for the old bureaucracy that is still paying for the fifty bureaucracies that came before that. Yeah, lets give these tools more money to waste.— July 12, 2011 10:50 a.m.
Panda Fingered in Zoo Arson Case
This Panda clearly needs psychiatric help. I see court ordered medicated bamboo sprouts and perhaps some time spent in a Bear Rehab Facility. I think the Forest Service has a program. Unfortunately, very few bears graduate their program. And even fewer bears go on to become productive, and self-sufficent. Once a bear goes bad the recividism rate is very high and usually problem bears have to be euthanized for the good of bear society.— July 12, 2011 10:41 a.m.
Radical Uterus Masters Celibacy in La Mesa, Almost
I once chose a chiropractor because of his cute picture in the Yellow Pages. He kept my back straightened out when I was shoeing horses. I even took my two horses to him for an adjustment. He used rubber mallets and the horses didn't seem to mind either. He was cute.— July 12, 2011 10:32 a.m.
Marijuana Extract Pills Coming to Market
Very interesting.— July 11, 2011 9:08 p.m.
Situational Awareness
I knew this would not end well. I had a feeling at the beginning of your story. I've had a few close calls in the air. During my first marriage, my nick name was "Mooney." Ahh you ask,slang for a speedy single engine airplane, or inappropiate behavior in the air. You'll have to wait for the memoir.— July 11, 2011 2:49 p.m.
Cat Cash Fever
That's the smartest thing I've heard him say.— July 11, 2011 2:42 p.m.
Radical Uterus Masters Celibacy in La Mesa, Almost
That's funny. Like I need any more inspiration after drooling over that security guard. I do however use my corpse as inspiration for my work outs. I can imagine the morgue guys having a conversation over my dead body. "How old was she?" "Says here she was 86." "Dude, I'd still do her."— July 11, 2011 2:14 p.m.
Sweetwater Union Interim Superintendent Ed Brand’s Past
Un freakin believeable.Twenty grand a month. Very, very discouraging.— July 11, 2011 11:27 a.m.
Death on the Border
The United States says Po-tay-toe, Mexico says Po-tot-toe. Either way we're all being fu*ked by our governments.— July 11, 2011 8:29 a.m.