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Hillbilly Elegy author J.D. Vance forced to use servant’s entrance at Rancho Santa Fe fundraiser

Yesterday, Republican Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance spoke at a $50,000-a-plate fundraiser luncheon in Rancho Santa Fe, hosted by Mr. and Mrs. Randall Goldwell-Cashgrab at their 40,000-square-foot villa. But while many in the ultra-wealthy community …

Nathan Fletcher returns to the GOP as he eyes political comeback

Last week, it was revealed that Grecia Figueroa, the San Diego woman who accused Nathan Fletcher of sexual misconduct, sent texts to her friend that cast a different, more positive light on their encounters. It …

Citing actor’s costly overdose, Harris campaign pledges to reduce costs for prescription drugs

Last week, La Jolla Doctor Mark Chavez was charged in the death of former Friends star Matthew Perry, who died last October following a ketamine overdose. Chavez has admitted to diverting ketamine from his former ketamine …

Local Marines assist in liberating millions of dollars earmarked for soldier health.

In 2014, a Tennessee medical clinic initiated a medical fraud conspiracy that recruited hundreds of Camp Pendleton Marines to act as sham patients for stupidly expensive and totally unnecessary compound pharmacy prescriptions in exchange for …

Diocese of San Diego says too many San Diego schools fail the Molest Test

On Monday, Robert Cardinal McElroy, Bishop of the Diocese of San Diego, kicked of the diocese’s “Catholic Schools Week” with a press conference that announced some surprising news: “It is now statistically more likely for …

Local trans community hails arrival of sex-switching plankton

Last week, San Diegans started reporting a massive influx of salp plankton in the oceans around La Jolla, a development that has been welcomed by the local trans activist community as a sign that even …

New SANDAG CEO removes longtime chief economist, citing vibes

New San Diego Association of Governments CEO Mario Orso has just fired the agency’s chief economist, Ray Major. His statement to the board, obtained by the San Diego Union Tribune through a public records request, was …

City celebrates 50 years of Pride, finalizes plan to transform gay district into extension of Downtown

“Gays, not growth!” “Dykes, not developers!” “Bis, not bike lanes!” “Trans, not transit!” The cries rang out during the city council’s final public meeting before voting on its plan to erase decades of queer history …

Marvel fans at Comic-Con unenthusiastic about villain at center of new storyline

Marvel Grand Pooh-Bah Kevin Feige’s opening statement at Comic-Con 2024: “As film critic Sonny Bunch has noted, environmentalists make good movie villains. He pointed to Thanos, the great, great villain of our salad days, who …

Mayor Gloria shifts emphasis to transients threatening to leave town

Today, Mayor Todd Gloria announced that he was repurposing his proposed 1000-bed facility at Kettner and Vine. What had been intended as a permanent homeless shelter is now being pitched as a low-cost hotel for …

Winston finally breaks out of San Diego Zoo

A specialized spiritograph captures the moment that the 52-year-old gorilla’s soul shuffled off this mortal coil and slipped the surly bonds of earth. Born in the wild in 1972, Winston euphemistically came under the care …

Swimmer who braved French river bails during Imperial Beach stunt

In 1976, American Joel Stratte-McClure swam across Paris’ Seine river for a cover story in his magazine The Paris Metro. Two weeks ago, he returned to that precise spot and repeated the feat in an effort …

The Wilma to Power

“The time has come,” says retiring San Diego County Public Health Officer and the Union-Tribune’s 2020 San Diegan of the Year Wilma Wooten. “I did what I think history will regard great as work guiding …

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into The Children's Pool

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Old Testament figure blocks San Diego Diocese’s request to enter bankruptcy

Last week, the Diocese of San Diego announced its intention to seek bankruptcy protection for a second time as it grapples with the prospect of huge payouts to the victims of sexual abuse who filed …

Mayor’s Office tackles twin problems of homelessness and housing

“It’s no secret that San Diego has a big homeless problem,” said Mayor Gloria’s head of creative thinking Ron Brightside at yesterday’s conference announcing the city’s intention to go ahead with the purchase of an …

UCSD accedes to protesters’ demand for divestment

Over the past few weeks, the UCSD campus has been roiled by passionate pro-Palestinian protestors who have demanded that the school divest from over two dozen companies with financial ties to Israel and/or its ongoing …

Black Lives Matter protests closure of La Mesa Red Lobster

“La Mesa just won’t learn,” says Black Lives Matter organizer Oliver Gumbo. “In the days after George Floyd’s murder, they invited chaos when they let a white cop falsely arrest a black man. The righteous …

Anti-Zionist activists set up new PedWest border checkpoint

Last week, students at UCLA drew national attention when, as part of their pro-Palestinian protest, they began restricting the movements of students who refused to wear an anti-Zionist wristband. Self-identified Zionists and others were prevented …

Besieged Trump supporter expresses solidarity with Pro-Palestinian protestors

Last week, the City of San Diego threatened to cite and fine Jake Bamberson, the leader of Republicans of Pacific Beach, because of a pro-Trump tent his group had set up on the boardwalk. But …

Homeless community finds new purpose, place to pitch tents

Reginald Crabtree was in a bind. The longtime member of San Diego’s homeless community had just been served with a police order to clear his tent and other belongings from his spot alongside the College …

SEALs occupy MCASD

Former Navy SEAL Tim Perry announced last week that he would serve as director of the new Navy SEAL Museum in downtown San Diego, “occupying the territory recently held by the Museum of Contemporary Art.” …

New murals quickly appear on replaced border fence

Wile E. Coyote is a Mexican national who has been trying without success to enter America for the past 25 years. He is also an artist, and has taken up his brush in order to …

SDG&E announces rate hike shortly after posting record profits

Billboard image from leaked proposal from SDG&E marketing department regarding planned attack on San Diego Community Power. Proposal argues, "As Arthur C. Clarke noted, 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.' Electricity, while hardly …

Nation’s sexy soldiers stage protest at Pendleton in wake of change in Marine uniform policy

Last week the United States Marine Corps announced that it would no longer require female Marines to wear stockings with uniform skirts, a policy shift that came about as the result of one anonymous female …

Navy solves San Diego homeless crisis by retiring four locally moored ships

Faced with a tight budget, the United States Navy announced last week that it was retiring four San Diego-based ships: the USS Lake Erie, the USS Germantown, the USS Jackson, and the USS Montgomery. Also …

OSHA rules wall falls our fault

Between October of 2023 an January of 2024, Border Patrol agents encountered over 120,000 migrants in the San Diego sector. Combined with the Trump administration’s decision to increase the height of the border wall from …

Biden Administration articulates immigration policy with complimentary T-shirts for newcomers

Over the past two weeks, hundreds and even thousands of migrants who have crossed the border from Mexico and into the United States have been apprehended by the Border Patrol, passed into the custody of …

China opens assault on America’s border and heartstrings

Last week, in what is possibly the most heartwarming news ever, China announced that it would be loaning two giant pandas to the San Diego Zoo. We’re so lucky! And it’s important to note that …

Local real estate company aims to make it rain

OTB Real Estate Founder Cyrus Grabmore: “Be serious, people: the odds are slim to none that these poor folks will be able to collect on their flood insurance policies — if they even have them …

New billboard on 94 West takes aim at diversity

“Sometimes, you have to follow where a project leads you,” says Message Maker Chief Creative Officer Sam Bluesky. “When the people at Belonging Begins with Us came to us, they said they wanted to use …

Massage Parlor allowed to re-open after re-branding as church

Last week, the San Diego Police Department shut down the Ocean Spa massage parlor in Kearny Mesa, after an extensive investigation revealed that it was the site of frequent exchanges of money for sexual favors. …

Adidas inks deal with fashionable fencehopper

Two weeks ago, FOX border reporter Bill Melugin posted a video on X showing a group of immigrants slipping around the end of the border wall in Jacumba, California. The Biden Administration didn’t seem to …

Outrage expressed over Mexican oyster order

Over the past week, dozens of people in San Diego and other parts of Southern California have been sickened with norovirus. Following an investigation, San Diego County health officials have responded by calling on consumers …

2024 named as suspect in string of dumpster fires

Last week, the San Diego Metro Arson Strike Team was called to investigate more than 20 fires set in 10 separate locations — including numerous dumpsters — over a one-hour period in the middle of …

Transit Authority authorizes new suicide prevention signage at County train stations in wake of deaths

Earlier this month, four people were killed on the county’s coastal train tracks over a period of just five days. While motives and circumstances are not clear in every case, authorities have not been able …

San Diego Zoo’s entry in 2024 Rose Bowl Parade wins prize for honest reckoning with its own existence

“In recent years,” says San Diego Zookeeper Randy Cage, “many zoos, including the world-famous zoo here in San Diego, have come under fire from various disgruntled animal lover-types who say we really shouldn’t keep wild …

Activists express disappointment in local trend of women hiring hitmen to do their dirty work

On August 2 of last year, failed horse show promoter Tatyana Remley met with an undercover sheriff’s detective and tried to hire him to kill her husband Mark. On December 28, she confessed to the …

December 31 marks last conception at Santee Drive-In

Though they don’t know it yet, Lakeside teens Tommy Tootense and Audrey Friendly were the final pair of youngsters to conceive a child at the Santee Drive-In, ending a longstanding tradition of sexual shenanigans and …

Man of the Year Nathan Fletcher undergoes psychoanalysis

[Note: None of this actually happened. Well, some of it did.]Scene: The dated and faded but still warm and inviting interior of the office of Dr. Walter Mencken, Doctor of Psychiatric and Career Restoration. There is …

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