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Stories by Matthew Alice

Cold water freezes faster than warm

Dear Matthew Alice: A friend of mine insists that an ice cube tray filled with warm water will freeze faster than cold water would. This smells like an old wives’ tale, but I thought I’d …

January 6, 1994
U.S. presidents who smoked – FDR, Ike, LBJ

Dear Matthew Alice: Other than an occasional victory cigar, we've never seen pictures of our U.S. presidents with a cigarette in their hand. Were there any modern-day presidents that actively inhaled while in office? — …

December 23, 1993
What Boxing Day is all about

Dear Matthew Alice: What is Boxing Day? On my calendar it says “December 26, Boxing Day (Canada)." My girlfriend guessed that it was the day you take all your old boxes back to the supermarket. …

December 23, 1993
Dog tail-wagging as sign of happiness

Dear Matthew Alice: Why do dogs wag their tails when they are happy? And where is my dog’s bellybutton? — Dave R., La Jolla Uh, Dave, dogs sometimes wag their tails when they’re pissed, so …

December 16, 1993
Raising Cain or cane

Dear Matthew Alice: The other day some friends and I were out on the town being a little wacky, zany, so to speak, and we were wondering if we were “raising cane” or “raising coin.” …

December 16, 1993
The Tootsie Roll wrapper with the Indian

Dear Matthew Alice: As you may know. Tootsie Pop wrappers come with scenes printed on them of kids doing various activities. When I was a kid, there was a story that if you got a …

December 9, 1993
The number of ocean waves in a set

Dear M.A.: Why do ocean waves come in series of seven? And is there any connection between that and the fact that music also comes in seven-note scales (do, re, mi, etc.)? Sting says that …

December 2, 1993
Pancho Villa's head — the story behind its disappearing

Matthew Alice: I just watched a documentary on Channel 15 about the Mexican revolutionary bandit Pancho Villa, who was finally assassinated in 1923. A few days ago there was also a movie about him on …

November 24, 1993
Proctor and Gamble will give money value of a coupon

Dear Matthew Alice: Why do coupons bear the phrase “Cash value l/20th of a cent”? Do they really expea me to buy 2000 Sunday papers and spend a whole day cutting out coupons just so …

November 11, 1993
Bugs die with their feet in the air

Dear Matt: I just bug-bombed my house. Why is it that bugs always die with their little feet sticking up in the air? — J.A., Spring Valley For the same reason the toast always lands …

November 11, 1993
The reasoning behind 33 1/3 records

Dear Matthew Alice: As playback of sound recordings progressed from the scratchy, quick-playing 78s to the (what used to be modem) LP, why was 33-1/3 rpm chosen as the industry standard, rather than 32 or …

November 11, 1993
The government takes 20 percent of your lottery earnings

Dear Matthew Alice: Sitting around daydreaming about the California Lottery. Some of us think the 20 percent that they take off the top is just withholding tax and the big winners will eventually pay higher …

November 4, 1993
Why one 100-watt bulb is four times as strong as four 25-watt bulbs

Dear Matthew Alice: According to the phone book, a 100-watt bulb will give four times more light than four 25-watt bulbs. How can this be true? — R.O., downtown Dear Matthew Alice: I'm confused. Why …

November 4, 1993
Shane and Aaron Copland

Dear Matthew Alice: I remember when I was young, about 30 years ago or so, I went to see the movie Shane. Aside from being a wonderful film, I was fascinated by the musical score, …

October 28, 1993
You should fill up your dryer for tumbling action

Dear MA.: I have been told that five items in a dryer will dry faster than one item alone. I don *t get it. Mind giving me a cluef — Tadd Whitmore, San Diego Yo, …

October 28, 1993
Why fish don't taste salty

Dear Matthew Alice: Why doesn’t fish taste salty? Whenever I swim in salt water, I taste salty. What’s the deal? (P.S., T-shirt: X-L for my hubby!) — Too Much Time on My Hands, San Diego …

October 21, 1993
Flies do get sick

Dear Matthew Alice: Do flies get sick? I mean, considering the types of environments that flies thrive in, I have to wonder what could possibly upset their rugged little metabolisms (not counting pesticides and other …

October 21, 1993
Why hurricanes are female

Say, Matt: Who is responsible for discovering the gender of a hurricane? Better yet, who gets to name ’em? — K. Gleeson-Duff, San Diego Matt: Who is it that names hurricanes, and how can I …

October 14, 1993
Lucy and Ricky, the first TV couple in bed

Dear Matthew Alice: A bunch of us have been wondering when a TV network showed people in a double bed for the first time. Can you help us? — Our Gang, downtown Another moldy oldie …

October 14, 1993
The danger of painting yourself

Dear Matthew Alice: A friend says that if I were to paint myself with house paint, I would drown. Could this be true? I wanted to paint myself silver, but now I'm not so sure. …

October 14, 1993
Why locals mis-pronounce Garnet Avenue in Pacific Beach

Dear Matthew Alice: Why is Garnet Avenue in Pacific Beach invariably pronounced “Gar-NET” by locals? It's just one of the gemstone streets, and I've never heard January's birthstone pronounced that way. Are these kinds of …

October 7, 1993
All about cricket chirping

Dear M.A.: I was told that if you count the number of chirps a cricket makes in 15 seconds and add that number to 39, you would have the approximate temperature. Is that true or …

October 7, 1993
The importance of how much a bike weighs

Dear Matthew Alice: Please settle a disagreement between me and my mate. He just bought a brand new state-of-the-art bicycle that weighs about seven pounds less than my older, less expensive bike. I say his …

September 30, 1993
Two meanings of tree huggers

Dear Matthew Alice: A number of times recently I have read about "Tree Huggers.” What are Tree Huggers? Do people really go out in the yard and hug trees? Why do they do it? Or …

September 30, 1993
Rolled tacos always served in threes

Dear Matthew Alice: Why are rolled tacos always served in threes? — D.R., San Diego It all began with a little-known Aztec ritual. No. Scratch that. It has to do with the mystical significance of …

September 30, 1993
Swiss Army Knife Society headquarters in San Diego

Dear M.A.: I have a Swiss Army Knife that has a broken blade. People keep telling me that I can send it somewhere and get it repaired FREE! But nobody knows where. Is this true …

September 16, 1993
What tugboats are spouting water for

Dear Matthew (The Wise One) Alice: I recently saw a tugboat hauling a large ship through the bay. It had a large amount of water streaming out of both sides, up into the air, like …

September 9, 1993
Why eating turkey makes us sleepy

Dear MA.: I brought up the “fact" that there is some sort of chemical or substance that is found in turkey which, when consumed, makes one sleepy. My cohorts either think I'm making this up …

September 9, 1993
The missing Reader T-shirt mystery solved

Dear M.A. Dude: Where are all the Reader T-shirts people win for solving the "Reader Puzzle*? Me and my friends have never seen anyone wearing one. — Mark Rossi (Ocean Beach), Paul Woodburn (Ocean Beach), …

September 2, 1993
Fruit flies lead the way in gene tinkering

Dear Matt: Where do fruit flies come from? / bring borne some fresh fruit, and in no time, fruit flies are (seemingly) enjoying the fruit. They don't eat much, but I'm curious. — Gene, La …

August 26, 1993
The mystery of 800 numbers

Dear Matthew Alice: Why is it that some of the 800 phone numbers have eight digits or more instead of seven? What are the extra digits for? Do I have to dial them all or …

August 26, 1993
What the L.A.Times means by Southland

Dear Matthew Alice: It seems that whenever I have contact with the news media of Los Angeles, such as the Los Angeles Times or KNX radio, I often come across the terms “Southland” and “Inland …

August 26, 1993
How pig became pork and cow became beef

Dear Matthew Alice: Why do we call cow meat “beef" and pig meat “pork" but call chicken and fish by their names? — Steve Gersh, Black’s Beach I don’t believe Steve lives there. I suspect …

August 19, 1993
The invisible Reader T-shirts

Dear M.A. Dude: This question is a serious matter. I have been here 30 of my 30-1/2 years on this planet. So between me and my friends, we total around 73 years in this city. …

August 12, 1993
The noise produced by Rice Krispies

Dear Mr. Alice: My mom said you can answer my question. What makes Rice Krispies cereal make so much noise? — Jodie, age 6, San Diego Hi, Jodie. That’s a pretty big question for a …

August 5, 1993
"Shit-eating grin" — a complicated history

Dear Matthew Alice: How did the expression “shit-eatinggrin” originate? We cannot imagine anyone eating shit and looking so happy! — Fran Simonet and John Moore, Faxland No, I’m sorry but I can’t cite the first …

August 5, 1993
Useless parts of a sports jacket

Dear Matthew Alice: My husband’s sport jackets have three buttons on the sleeve that seem to serve absolutely no purpose. One of his jackets has something that looks like a flap that the buttons are …

July 22, 1993
Vernal equinox effect on eggs

Dear Matt: On the news tonight, 1 listened to the announcers going on about how this was the only day of the year when you can stand an egg on its end without having it …

July 22, 1993
The sexual quirks of cherry trees

Dear Matthew Alice: Now that cherry season is here, I have to know where those “Siamese twin” cherries come from — the ones that have a single stem but two cherries stuck together. — J. …

July 22, 1993
Building your own coffin and putting other remains in with you

Dear Matthew Alice: Due to recent painful and expensive losses of family members. I'm wondering if it would be legal to construct my own coffin in anticipation of my passing. Also, may I place the …

July 15, 1993
The language with the most words

Dear Matthew Alice: What language contains the greatest number of words? I say our very own English language does. However, a sour co-worker of mine insists that the Arabic language is, in fact, composed of …

July 15, 1993
Tuna cat food gets no pull tabs

Dear Matthew Alice: Why is it that every flavor of cat food comes in pull-tab cans except tuna? Tuna cat food always comes in a regular can that requires a can opener. — Dick Fitzwell, …

July 8, 1993
The cost of making a penny

Dear Matthew Alice: How much money does the federal government spend to make a penny? It doesn't make much sense to spend five cents to make a one-cent coin. — Rosemary F., San Diego You …

July 8, 1993
Black man ask about mojo

Dear Matthew: I've got to know what “mojo” is. I'm a black man who has been listening to blues music and noticed that this word comes up quite a bit. I can't ask my black …

July 8, 1993
Pollution on my Mission Beach kitchen table

Dear Man Al: My white kitchen table gets coated with black, gritty, greasy filth in about two days. No, this is not about my cooking, this is about air pollution. Neighbor John thinks it's car …

July 1, 1993
The inconsistency of DIP signs

Dear Sweet Alice: What group of irrational, perverted, idiotic laws and/or bylaws govern the placement of DIP signs on our public roads? Can you inform me of the convoluted criteria consulted to determine which minuscule …

July 1, 1993
Anti-pigeon devices on top of billboards

Dear Matthew: Please, help. It’s driving me crazy. What the heck are those things on top of some billboards around town? You know, the things going around that look like radar or some kind of …

July 1, 1993
Non-use makes bike tires go flat

Dear Matthew Alice: My bicycle's tires go flat if I don't ride my bike for a couple of months. Would they go flat just as fast if I rode my bike regularly during that period? …

June 24, 1993
H. Ross Perot's first name

Dear Matthew Alice: What is Ross Perot's real first name, and why has this information been so carefully suppressed in the media? — Curious, Clairemont If you promise this will stay just between the two …

June 24, 1993
Animals that aestivate: frogs, toads, salamanders, and lots of high school and college students

Mr. Matthew Alice: Hibernation: to pass the winter in a torpid or resting state. Aestivation: to pass the summer in a torpid or resting state. Question: What creatures aestivate? Thank you. — George H. Roberts, …

June 24, 1993

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