Chip Nicholson
From Del Mar (Comic)
Cocaine. To tell you the truth, it doesn’t really affect me. It just affects me like coffee. To tell you the truth, I’d rather just do an espresso shot.
Kyle Ray
From Hillcrest ex-pat (Door Guy)
I only use the left lane for passing. I’m the one sitting in the left lane trying to pass! Everyone’s arranging themselves like the Blue Angels. If you’re getting passed on the right, move to the right.
Ari Shaffir
From Los Angeles (Comedian)
Maybe getting married, having kids? You shouldn’t be burdened with them. It’s scientifically proven that people without kids are happier!
Sam Tripoli
From Los Angeles (Podcaster)
Laugh at bad ethnic comedy. I think a lot of people have a lot of guilt about the history of this country and they’ll just laugh at anything out of guilt, and I won’t let that continue.